MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalThe World According to Porn:
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How to turn anything -- ANYTHING -- into an innuendo.
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Pepsi Generation: Move aside for the Zombie Generation.
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Can't we all just get along? Maybe... if we could all just huddle and cuddle around a campfire.
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Well, maybe not all of us.
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So, I'm runing naked on the beach at the edge of the water...
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and I run harder and faster...
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...and faster and harder...
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...and HARDER AND FASTER...
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...and FASTER AND HARDER...
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... and HARDER AND FASTER AND FASTER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND FASTER...
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... and my boobs start bouncing upanddownandupanddownANDUPANDDOWNANDUPANDDOWN UNTIL SUDDENLY...
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... they smack me in the forehead SO hard that I'm dazed and my knees buckle and I collapse right there.
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Believe me... it's one of the worst memories a man can have.
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I grew up in Southern Michigan. Did anybody else do this?
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Bumperjumping -- though we were in the 'burbs and usually had to grab on to the bumpers of cars at
a stop sign (usually hoping that the driver hadn't seen us).
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BTW... they're almost certainly "skiing" on their feet -- not sliding on their asses (OUCH!!!).
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Hey! HEY!! HEYYYYYY!!! MFM's proctologist has got some 'SPLAININ' to do 'bout his exam "methods"!!!
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MFM gets psychic flashes that, in an earlier incarnation... he was once a bunny rabbit.
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Consider trying a dog dentist!!! Save as much as 95% on your dental bills!!!
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Kali was once on the cover of a "heaving bosom" tragic romance novel.
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
