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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Fri Feb 10, 2012, 07:39 PM Feb 2012

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Hey! HEY!! HEYYYYYY!!! MFM's proctologist has got some 'SPLAININ' to do 'bout his exam "methods"!!! (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Feb 2012 OP

Prostate cancer check for buttheads. klook Feb 2012 #1

when the doctor's giving the exam zbdent Feb 2012 #2

My proctologist made me a perfect asshole Major Nikon Feb 2012 #3

I always wondered what one of those exams looked like. Not so bad! pacalo Feb 2012 #5

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1. Prostate cancer check for buttheads.

Fri Feb 10, 2012, 07:56 PM

Feb 2012

'cept odds of this lady testing positive are pretty low, I'd wager.

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2. when the doctor's giving the exam

Fri Feb 10, 2012, 08:21 PM

Feb 2012

and both hands are on your shoulders ... you might want to check his credentials ...

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3. My proctologist made me a perfect asshole

Fri Feb 10, 2012, 09:31 PM

Feb 2012

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4. That is also the wrong orifice to be looking in and the wrong method. So we got wrong gender, wrong

Fri Feb 10, 2012, 10:23 PM

Feb 2012

orifice, and wrong technique. Is that a real doctor or just a TV doctor?

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5. I always wondered what one of those exams looked like. Not so bad!

Sat Feb 11, 2012, 03:52 AM

Feb 2012