Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

The DU Lounge

Emit

(11,213 posts) Sat Apr 27, 2013, 01:09 AM Apr 2013

This is so punny! [View all]

As you all know, Saint Patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. He ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

All of this made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

11 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

This is so punny! [View all] Emit Apr 2013 OP

Oh man! Laughed out loud GiveMeFreedom Apr 2013 #1

It's just so clever Emit Apr 2013 #9

3 times thru before it sunk in olddots Apr 2013 #2

LOL! LeftofObama Apr 2013 #3

You made my 83 year old mother............ mrmpa Apr 2013 #4

this calls for a round of dum diddly -- Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #5

With snakes on the road! Paulie Apr 2013 #6

One of my kids told me that one recently. redqueen Apr 2013 #7

Yes! My daughter passed it on to me Emit Apr 2013 #10

Reminds me of the greatest headline in Scottish football history.. Ron Obvious Apr 2013 #8

Hilarious! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #11