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Sat Apr 27, 2013, 01:09 AM

This is so punny!

As you all know, Saint Patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. He ate an asceticís diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

All of this made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Emit Apr 2013 OP
GiveMeFreedom Apr 2013 #1
Emit Apr 2013 #9
olddots Apr 2013 #2
LeftofObama Apr 2013 #3
mrmpa Apr 2013 #4
Tuesday Afternoon Apr 2013 #5
Paulie Apr 2013 #6
redqueen Apr 2013 #7
Emit Apr 2013 #10
Ron Obvious Apr 2013 #8
Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #11

Response to Emit (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 02:33 AM

1. Oh man! Laughed out loud

Yes, had to read it twice, Peace.

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Response to GiveMeFreedom (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:50 PM

9. It's just so clever

had to share! heehee

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Response to Emit (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 02:36 AM

2. 3 times thru before it sunk in

 

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Response to Emit (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 05:28 AM

3. LOL!

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Response to Emit (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 10:50 AM

4. You made my 83 year old mother............

laugh this morning.

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Response to Emit (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 10:53 AM

5. this calls for a round of dum diddly --

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Response to Emit (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 11:28 AM

6. With snakes on the road!

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Response to Emit (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 11:32 AM

7. One of my kids told me that one recently.

I have to say it is very good.

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Response to redqueen (Reply #7)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:52 PM

10. Yes! My daughter passed it on to me

it must be making its way around tumblr

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Response to Emit (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 11:44 AM

8. Reminds me of the greatest headline in Scottish football history..

"John Barnes moved closer to the axe after Celtic suffered their biggest humiliation in their 112-year history." As first lines go, the Sun's report of Inverness Caledonian Thistle's 3-1 win in the Scottish Cup at Parkhead in 2000 is powerful enough (even if it does ignore the 5-1 shellacking Celtic suffered at the hands of Neuchatel Xamax in 1991). But of course it is the lovely picture of Paul Sheerin jigging around that everybody rememb Ö oh alright, it's the headline: SUPER CALEY GO BALLISTIC, CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2008/dec/12/joy-of-six-headlines

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Response to Emit (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:57 PM

11. Hilarious!

Thanks!

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