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Kaleva

(36,327 posts) Sun Mar 31, 2019, 08:44 PM Mar 2019

Questions for DUers who have bleached their anus [View all]

How did you decide to do this? Did someone mention to you that the appearance of your anus could be improved by bleaching or did you decide to do this all on your own?

Was the process painful? enjoyable? A little of both?

Did you or someone do the process?

Has this improved your self confidence?

What is the general reaction you get from strangers, family, friends and others who you have shown your lighter anus to?

Do you now walk like this:

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Questions for DUers who have bleached their anus [View all] Kaleva Mar 2019 OP

People do this? Eko Mar 2019 #1

LOL!! nt tblue37 Mar 2019 #2

I didn't do that but... Kablooie Mar 2019 #3

TMI. Lochloosa Mar 2019 #11

People say.... Turbineguy Mar 2019 #4

... RKP5637 Mar 2019 #8

Awesome! trixie2 Mar 2019 #16

Oh boy MFM008 Apr 2019 #34

WTF? RandySF Mar 2019 #5

I would have posted this in the Anus Bleachers Group if DU had one. Kaleva Mar 2019 #9

Live the dream! True Dough Mar 2019 #26

There may be an anus bleachers group in most House of Roberts Mar 2019 #29

Just a word of advice True Dough Mar 2019 #6

Lol! I had to look up what a bingo dabber was. Kaleva Mar 2019 #7

OMG, so many colors to choose from. They must have one named called "tRump Orange!" Maybe RKP5637 Mar 2019 #12

Why customerserviceguy Mar 2019 #10

Something's you just have to know. Lochloosa Mar 2019 #13

It's like watching an auto accident, isn't it? n/t customerserviceguy Mar 2019 #14

Does it work on hemorrhoids? backtoblue Mar 2019 #15

Of course. Also, moles, skin tags, birthmarks, and hammer toes. Liberal Veteran Mar 2019 #17

Yea. If you don't have them you'll get them. And if you did, they'll burst. nt Xipe Totec Mar 2019 #18

I once saw a video of a porn starlet who had it done. She claimed... TreasonousBastard Mar 2019 #19

Like most cosmetic treatments... jberryhill Mar 2019 #20

Clean underwear and a bleached anus will make a trip to the ER better for everyone. Kaleva Mar 2019 #21

A little courtesy goes a long way. jberryhill Mar 2019 #23

Or they may be commenting on your extremely rare COLGATE4 Mar 2019 #28

I don't know if my insurance covers that jberryhill Apr 2019 #30

It probably does, but there's a huge co-pay. COLGATE4 Apr 2019 #32

Well... jberryhill Apr 2019 #33

Oh NO! The Friend's episode where Ross over-whitens his teeth popped into my mind JustFiveMoreMinutes Mar 2019 #22

Here, I found an article for you ProudLib72 Mar 2019 #24

You also need the right implements. jberryhill Mar 2019 #25

I was thinking of an SOS pad. Great for getting shit off stuff. GemDigger Apr 2019 #31

There is so much I don't know. smirkymonkey Apr 2019 #38

Just think SM, there are so many people out there who do this that articles have been written ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #39

More than I want to know. smirkymonkey Apr 2019 #40

That's why dogs check jberryhill Apr 2019 #41

Apparently there is an entire other world out there... Laffy Kat Apr 2019 #59

Also known as tRumps toothpaste . CentralMass Mar 2019 #27

It took a whole lot of bleach, but mine looks great. Here's a pic: milestogo Apr 2019 #35

Bull jberryhill Apr 2019 #36

I was unaware that mine was tanned.. denbot Apr 2019 #37

Hey, do you see that dog walking down the sidewalk? Hotler Apr 2019 #42

OMG! RKP5637 Apr 2019 #44

I did it wrong. I stuck a bottle of Clorox up my ass. LuckyCharms Apr 2019 #43

OK - now I am sitting here... 3catwoman3 Apr 2019 #56

You missed April 1st... NeoGreen Apr 2019 #45

Everyday is good day to bleach one's ass. Kaleva Apr 2019 #46

Unless you are Catholic jberryhill Apr 2019 #52

I've started wearing crotchless, assless cargo shorts... A HERETIC I AM Apr 2019 #47

(nt)... NeoGreen Apr 2019 #49

You are the shining star of the local nudist colony! Kaleva Apr 2019 #54

what's next, anal tattoos? 912gdm Apr 2019 #48

I have no such plans - seriously. 3catwoman3 Apr 2019 #55

day in the life 912gdm Apr 2019 #57

Once I retire, the only place I am discussing anuses or poop... 3catwoman3 Apr 2019 #58

i cant believe i opened this post samnsara Apr 2019 #50

Was not going to click on this thread, but then I couldn't help myself..... FM123 Apr 2019 #51

I've been curious since I watched Bridesmaids IADEMO2004 Apr 2019 #53