Questions for DUers who have bleached their anus

[Kaleva]

How did you decide to do this? Did someone mention to you that the appearance of your anus could be improved by bleaching or did you decide to do this all on your own?

Was the process painful? enjoyable? A little of both?

Did you or someone do the process?

Has this improved your self confidence?

What is the general reaction you get from strangers, family, friends and others who you have shown your lighter anus to?

Do you now walk like this:

[Eko]

1. People do this?

I need to go get some bleach, Ill let you know shortly.

[tblue37]

2. LOL!! nt

[Kablooie]

3. I didn't do that but...

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I'd better keep my mouth shut.

[Lochloosa]

11. TMI.

[Turbineguy]

4. People say....

trump does it so his supporters can have whiter teeth.

[RKP5637]

8. ...

[trixie2]

16. Awesome!

[MFM008]

34. Oh boy

[RandySF]

5. WTF?

[Kaleva]

9. I would have posted this in the Anus Bleachers Group if DU had one.

[True Dough]

26. Live the dream!

This could be your DU legacy, Kaleva. You could be the one to start the Anus Bleachers Group! Godspeed!

[House of Roberts]

29. There may be an anus bleachers group in most

professional baseball stadiums. I believe they call them...'skyboxes'.

[True Dough]

6. Just a word of advice

It is much cheaper to use a bingo dabber for this purpose. A variety of vibrant colors available too.

[Kaleva]

7. Lol! I had to look up what a bingo dabber was.

[RKP5637]

12. OMG, so many colors to choose from. They must have one named called "tRump Orange!" Maybe

the WH knows!

[customerserviceguy]

10. Why

oh why, did I click on this thread?

[Lochloosa]

13. Something's you just have to know.

[customerserviceguy]

14. It's like watching an auto accident, isn't it? n/t

[backtoblue]

15. Does it work on hemorrhoids?

[Liberal Veteran]

17. Of course. Also, moles, skin tags, birthmarks, and hammer toes.

Plus, if you act now, we'll send you another bottle of Anal Bleach for free!

Just pay separate shipping and handing.

[Xipe Totec]

18. Yea. If you don't have them you'll get them. And if you did, they'll burst. nt

[TreasonousBastard]

19. I once saw a video of a porn starlet who had it done. She claimed...

that "Now I am beautiful all over."

(There is a vast number of instructional videos put out by the porn industry if you know where to look)

[jberryhill]

20. Like most cosmetic treatments...

What matters most is how you feel about it, instead of trying to please other people.

Remember when your mom said to always wear clean underwear because what if you get into an accident?

Well, think about what happens when they take that underwear off.

I just like the confidence of knowing that as I’m laying there unconscious in the emergency room, they’ll be calling all the staff in to admire my anus.

[Kaleva]

21. Clean underwear and a bleached anus will make a trip to the ER better for everyone.

[jberryhill]

23. A little courtesy goes a long way.

[COLGATE4]

28. Or they may be commenting on your extremely rare

(and usually fatal) Bleached Anus Syndrome, commonly referred to as "BAS".

[jberryhill]

30. I don't know if my insurance covers that

[COLGATE4]

32. It probably does, but there's a huge co-pay.

[jberryhill]

33. Well...

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

22. Oh NO! The Friend's episode where Ross over-whitens his teeth popped into my mind

...

Honey can you point your butt this way, I need a little more light.


NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[ProudLib72]

24. Here, I found an article for you

Absolutely Everything You Need to Know About Anal Bleaching

You can buy an at-home skin-bleaching serum, cream, or peel online or at a drugstore, salon, spa, or cosmetic surgeon’s office for $6 to $44. Depending on the product, it may contain ingredients such as hydroquinone, azelaic acid, Kojic acid, niacinamide, or other botanical extracts, all of which chemically exfoliate dead skin cells responsible for hyperpigmentation, aka skin darkening caused by excess pigment, according to Dr. Joshua Zeichner, M.D., New York City dermatologist and director of cosmetic and clinical research in dermatology at Mount Sinai Hospital.

The problem: Some chemicals in skin-lightening products, like kojic acid and hydroquinone, may be considered carcinogenic, as per data from the National Institute of Health. When you DIY, "you’re more likely to apply the product improperly, which can injure the area and increase the chance that the product gets into the rectum and enters the bloodstream," De Latour says, adding that it’s best to stick to products manufactured in the U.S. to minimize exposure to potentially dangerous ingredients.

Although each product’s directions may differ, you should always begin with clean, dry skin that’s free of cuts or infections, Dr. Zeichner says. Typically, you apply the product with clean hands, avoiding the anus itself. Then, you either leave it on or rinse it off shortly after. Results vary, but because OTC products are generally more mild than professional grade alternatives, according to Dr. Zeichner, it could take two to three months of applying the product as often as twice a day to see results, which can last up to six months.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/advice/a3634/anal-bleaching-trend/

[jberryhill]

25. You also need the right implements.

[GemDigger]

31. I was thinking of an SOS pad. Great for getting shit off stuff.

[smirkymonkey]

38. There is so much I don't know.

And I am not sure I ever really wanted to know about.

[ProudLib72]

39. Just think SM, there are so many people out there who do this that articles have been written

and a whole line of products exists exclusively for this process. How many people do you pass every single day who have bleached their butts?

[smirkymonkey]

40. More than I want to know.

I know its a popular thing, I just don't quite get it.

[jberryhill]

41. That's why dogs check

[Laffy Kat]

59. Apparently there is an entire other world out there...

I knew nothing about. I was happier then.

[CentralMass]

27. Also known as tRumps toothpaste .

[milestogo]

35. It took a whole lot of bleach, but mine looks great. Here's a pic:

[jberryhill]

36. Bull

I think Angus bleaching is cruel.

[denbot]

37. I was unaware that mine was tanned..

If I ever have a horrible fall down a stairwell, I’ll give my bunghole a peak and see if it’s the eyesore I’ve all ways assumed it was.

[Hotler]

42. Hey, do you see that dog walking down the sidewalk?

Ya.
He must have gone to Ohio state.
Why do you say that?
he has a red O under his tail.

[RKP5637]

44. OMG!

[LuckyCharms]

43. I did it wrong. I stuck a bottle of Clorox up my ass.

[3catwoman3]

56. OK - now I am sitting here...

...giggling uncontrollably.

[NeoGreen]

45. You missed April 1st...

...by a day.

Just sayin'.

[Kaleva]

46. Everyday is good day to bleach one's ass.

[jberryhill]

52. Unless you are Catholic

They can’t bleach theirs on Fridays, I think.

[A HERETIC I AM]

47. I've started wearing crotchless, assless cargo shorts...

to proudly show my asshole off to any and all who care to gaze upon its colorless wonderfulness.

I was considering putting a clear piece of plastic in my trousers, but I figured the cargo shorts was plenty.

Beside the strange looks from those not “in the know”, I am also astounded this question hasn’t been asked in here before.

The Lounge is like a box of chocolates.

The older the poster, the more likely he or she is nuts.

[NeoGreen]

49. (nt)...

...

[Kaleva]

54. You are the shining star of the local nudist colony!

[912gdm]

48. what's next, anal tattoos?

don't look that up on youtube. Seriously...

[3catwoman3]

55. I have no such plans - seriously.

Being in pediatrics, I have to look plenty of anal orifices in the line of duty. I have ZERO interest at looking any when I am not at work.

[912gdm]

57. day in the life

anus 1 check, anus 2 check, anus 3OMG WHA THE FUC.....

[3catwoman3]

58. Once I retire, the only place I am discussing anuses or poop...

...will be when I take my cats to the vet. After 43 years, I am tired of this particular subject.

[samnsara]

50. i cant believe i opened this post

[FM123]

51. Was not going to click on this thread, but then I couldn't help myself.....

So many funny comments, I haven't laughed this hard in a looooong time!

[IADEMO2004]

53. I've been curious since I watched Bridesmaids