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Torchlight

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38. I will spend that evening bottling the tears of the gullible and idiots*.

Reply to Darwin2019 (Original post)

Tue Jan 4, 2022, 07:41 PM

Jan 2022

And sell it back to them at a 400% markup as a reminder to them just how gullible and idiotic they are.

One of the idiots will then tell me "this is the kind of stuff that makes us look bad! We're better than this!!!" and I'll give him my 'buy three get two' offer.

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What will happen when Trump dies? [View all] Darwin2019 Jan 2022 OP

But Satan will welcome him with open arms kimbutgar Jan 2022 #1

Even Satan has standards. nt Gore1FL Jan 2022 #37

Ha ha kimbutgar Jan 2022 #45

Satan will be too busy trying to put out the huge grease fire Trump will ignite. GoCubsGo Jan 2022 #53

He'd better have the best 24/7 security for his grave site or be cremated PortTack Jan 2022 #2

I'm already growing the asparagus waddirum Jan 2022 #9

Took me a second. ucralum Jan 2022 #62

Or at least a good flood control system Jerry2144 Jan 2022 #14

This! PortTack Jan 2022 #24

Wherever he's buried, his grave is sure to be that state's #1 tourist site... alterfurz Jan 2022 #22

Snicker. niyad Jan 2022 #46

There's going to be one hell of a shortage of Champaign! Enter stage left Jan 2022 #3

Champagne. milestogo Jan 2022 #39

You mean right away, or when the parties and dancing are over? Ocelot II Jan 2022 #4

He won't be showing up anywhere. BlueTsunami2018 Jan 2022 #5

A will contest. WheelWalker Jan 2022 #6

Until they find out there is nothing but debt. n/t Mr.Bill Jan 2022 #16

And BeerBarrelPolka Jan 2022 #7

Besides a deafening roar in relief--the world over-- you mean? hlthe2b Jan 2022 #8

That too! PortTack Jan 2022 #26

It will be our fault generally BeyondGeography Jan 2022 #10

Thread winner!! DEbluedude Jan 2022 #13

Thanks Obama Nevilledog Jan 2022 #20

Trump will likely take Mephistopheles to court to argue the contract isn't valid. no_hypocrisy Jan 2022 #11

Rudy will be his lawyer in hell Darwin2019 Jan 2022 #60

Most of his base will rally at his grave on the third day after he is buried because, of course, Atticus Jan 2022 #12

Celebrations.. Historic NY Jan 2022 #15

A whole bunch of maggots are going to get sick Effete Snob Jan 2022 #17

What will happen when Trump dies? FelineOverlord Jan 2022 #18

I instantly thought of this. Scared the heck out of me as a kid. Afrocat Jan 2022 #19

His base will treat him as a martyr. I will badhair77 Jan 2022 #21

May we all soon find out . . . gratuitous Jan 2022 #23

I will break out the top shelf bourbon. nt Tommy Carcetti Jan 2022 #25

+100000000 Pachamama Jan 2022 #28

And I'm not one to celebrate the deaths of figures I oppose. Tommy Carcetti Jan 2022 #61

By the time he croaks, he will be a footnote in history LeftInTX Jan 2022 #65

an outpouring of love at the same level of Betty White Demovictory9 Jan 2022 #27

81 million people emptying their bladder? madinmaryland Jan 2022 #29

Jagger and Bowie had it planned out! davsand Jan 2022 #30

A demon will get its wings. Or Satan will get a new play thing. nt JanMichael Jan 2022 #31

Party? DenaliDemocrat Jan 2022 #32

the sound of onethatcares Jan 2022 #33

I will do some serious grave dancing. nt redwitch Jan 2022 #34

Champagne for Everyone! Tomconroy Jan 2022 #35

He'll transcend into the living Q on the Internet YP_Yooper Jan 2022 #36

I will spend that evening bottling the tears of the gullible and idiots*. Torchlight Jan 2022 #38

I suspect he will show up in Dealey Plaza with JFK and JFK Jr. Gore1FL Jan 2022 #40

We drink and we dance NQCowboy68 Jan 2022 #41

Hope he gets the OBL treatment Zorro Jan 2022 #42

New conspiracy theories galore Silent3 Jan 2022 #43

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 **DANCING IN THE STREETS** 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 spanone Jan 2022 #44

party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Takket Jan 2022 #47

hummm... myohmy2 Jan 2022 #48

he'll poison llashram Jan 2022 #49

The hard money has him on a rocket sled to Hell. 634-5789 Jan 2022 #50

His grave will become an International Urinal listed in Trip Advisor Submariner Jan 2022 #51

There'll be much rejoicing Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2022 #52

The cops will likely be called to my house alittlelark Jan 2022 #54

Worms with indigestion and a taste for pee. PufPuf23 Jan 2022 #55

He can't die. He has executive privilege. Norbert Jan 2022 #56

mass celebration in the streets just like when Biden was declared the winner demtenjeep Jan 2022 #57

Lots of Trump sightings at McDonald's? Solly Mack Jan 2022 #58

Probably! LeftInTX Jan 2022 #63

Then we better get busy making statues to sell. May as well make a buck to donate to Solly Mack Jan 2022 #64

He'll never die. He is the appointed one and will appeal any decision by God that it's time to go. Frustratedlady Jan 2022 #59