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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat will happen when Trump dies?
I imagine him showing up in heaven and asking St Peter if he can come through the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter locks the gates and says:" No! Why do you think we built these walls? It was to keep people like you out."
kimbutgar
(21,223 posts)Come inside son, but no walls here for you to profit off!
Gore1FL
(21,156 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,097 posts)PortTack
(32,806 posts)waddirum
(979 posts)on raised beds. Multiple varieties.
ucralum
(89 posts)Jerry2144
(2,120 posts)From all those using his headstone as a urinal
alterfurz
(2,475 posts)...and probably #2 as well!
niyad
(113,602 posts)Enter stage left
(3,400 posts)milestogo
(16,829 posts)Ocelot II
(115,894 posts)BlueTsunami2018
(3,505 posts)And Ill be having a party.
One thing Im pretty sure of and the other Im definitely sure of.
WheelWalker
(8,956 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,334 posts)BeerBarrelPolka
(1,202 posts)St. Peter will tell him Mexico paid for those walls.
hlthe2b
(102,414 posts)PortTack
(32,806 posts)BeyondGeography
(39,386 posts)The Clintons in particular.
DEbluedude
(816 posts)LMAO.
Nevilledog
(51,219 posts)no_hypocrisy
(46,231 posts)Darwin2019
(217 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)they just KNOW he will rise from the dead and ascend into----- the Oval Office.
Historic NY
(37,454 posts)Effete Snob
(8,387 posts)FelineOverlord
(3,600 posts)Afrocat
(2,771 posts)Starts at 4:15
badhair77
(4,222 posts)quietly celebrate. No mourning on my part. Good riddance.
Will Malania be the grieving widow with a veil? It will be interesting to see who fights for more camera coverage, Malania or the children. Theres potential for some entertaining moments.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Come on cholesterol - you have ONE JOB.
Tommy Carcetti
(43,216 posts)Pachamama
(16,887 posts)You wont be alone
Tommy Carcetti
(43,216 posts)For example, I was restrained when people like Dole or Bush Sr. died and tried to compliment whatever positive attributes they had, despite my political differences with them.
But I will absolutely celebrate the shit out of when Trump kicks the bucket.
Ditto Putin.
LeftInTX
(25,603 posts)Kinda like Dick Cheney.
Cheney is pretty much obscure now.
I won't celebrate when Cheney dies because he's already been replaced by those who are much more vile..
Demovictory9
(32,482 posts)madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)davsand
(13,421 posts)JanMichael
(24,895 posts)DenaliDemocrat
(1,477 posts)Eom
onethatcares
(16,192 posts)the collective cheer will reverberate around the world.
redwitch
(14,950 posts)Tomconroy
(7,611 posts)YP_Yooper
(291 posts)Torchlight
(3,374 posts)And sell it back to them at a 400% markup as a reminder to them just how gullible and idiotic they are.
One of the idiots will then tell me "this is the kind of stuff that makes us look bad! We're better than this!!!" and I'll give him my 'buy three get two' offer.
Gore1FL
(21,156 posts)How else could he be reinstated as president and become king of kings?
NQCowboy68
(67 posts)Zorro
(15,750 posts)Catapulted off a carrier deck into the briny deep.
Silent3
(15,295 posts)He could live to be 105, and at least half of his followers who remain alive themselves will be certain that Antifa or whatnot assassinated him, with oodles of complicated details about it pulled out of their collective asses.
spanone
(135,898 posts)Takket
(21,640 posts)myohmy2
(3,182 posts)...let me clear my throat...
...
llashram
(6,265 posts)ground for miles around when his casket is buried.
634-5789
(4,175 posts)Submariner
(12,511 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,290 posts)alittlelark
(18,890 posts)Cuz the PARTY will be ROCKIN'
PufPuf23
(8,843 posts)Seriously, one has to wonder who and from where he next standard bearer for the evil doers will arise?
Sobering, as the next time the USA might get someone far smarter, less obvious, and more hidden with greater $$$ backing.
Norbert
(6,041 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)the world will bounce up and down
Solly Mack
(90,791 posts)Then there will be mad rush of new Elvis sightings at Taco Bell. All documented on social media.
The hot topic tweets will read: Elvis is STILL King!
A Hunk, a hunk of burning love hot sauce outpaces super callous, fragile, racist, sexist, dead ex-POTUS on a gold-plated toilet.
Trump, Jr., was heard to say, "Elvis sightings are a Democratic plot to deny my daddy's bigly, tremendous, existence as the number 1 ghost sighting in America".
Trump followers were seen outside of McDonald's across the nation holding seances and prayer vigils. Two filet-of-fish, a large fry, and a chocolate shake were placed on a tray in the center of the group as an offering.
Or not.
LeftInTX
(25,603 posts)"He isn't dead!!"..
The MAGATS will buy Trump statues and erect them on his lawn to prove that "He lives!"
Solly Mack
(90,791 posts)worthy causes.
A fool and his money and all that.
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)You think I'm kidding?
If he actually dies, they'll have to nail the lid to his coffin shut or he'll come back.