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Darwin2019

(217 posts) Tue Jan 4, 2022, 06:32 PM Jan 2022

What will happen when Trump dies? [View all]

I imagine him showing up in heaven and asking St Peter if he can come through the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter locks the gates and says:" No! Why do you think we built these walls? It was to keep people like you out."

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What will happen when Trump dies? [View all] Darwin2019 Jan 2022 OP

But Satan will welcome him with open arms kimbutgar Jan 2022 #1

Even Satan has standards. nt Gore1FL Jan 2022 #37

Ha ha kimbutgar Jan 2022 #45

Satan will be too busy trying to put out the huge grease fire Trump will ignite. GoCubsGo Jan 2022 #53

He'd better have the best 24/7 security for his grave site or be cremated PortTack Jan 2022 #2

I'm already growing the asparagus waddirum Jan 2022 #9

Took me a second. ucralum Jan 2022 #62

Or at least a good flood control system Jerry2144 Jan 2022 #14

This! PortTack Jan 2022 #24

Wherever he's buried, his grave is sure to be that state's #1 tourist site... alterfurz Jan 2022 #22

Snicker. niyad Jan 2022 #46

There's going to be one hell of a shortage of Champaign! Enter stage left Jan 2022 #3

Champagne. milestogo Jan 2022 #39

You mean right away, or when the parties and dancing are over? Ocelot II Jan 2022 #4

He won't be showing up anywhere. BlueTsunami2018 Jan 2022 #5

A will contest. WheelWalker Jan 2022 #6

Until they find out there is nothing but debt. n/t Mr.Bill Jan 2022 #16

And BeerBarrelPolka Jan 2022 #7

Besides a deafening roar in relief--the world over-- you mean? hlthe2b Jan 2022 #8

That too! PortTack Jan 2022 #26

It will be our fault generally BeyondGeography Jan 2022 #10

Thread winner!! DEbluedude Jan 2022 #13

Thanks Obama Nevilledog Jan 2022 #20

Trump will likely take Mephistopheles to court to argue the contract isn't valid. no_hypocrisy Jan 2022 #11

Rudy will be his lawyer in hell Darwin2019 Jan 2022 #60

Most of his base will rally at his grave on the third day after he is buried because, of course, Atticus Jan 2022 #12

Celebrations.. Historic NY Jan 2022 #15

A whole bunch of maggots are going to get sick Effete Snob Jan 2022 #17

What will happen when Trump dies? FelineOverlord Jan 2022 #18

I instantly thought of this. Scared the heck out of me as a kid. Afrocat Jan 2022 #19

His base will treat him as a martyr. I will badhair77 Jan 2022 #21

May we all soon find out . . . gratuitous Jan 2022 #23

I will break out the top shelf bourbon. nt Tommy Carcetti Jan 2022 #25

+100000000 Pachamama Jan 2022 #28

And I'm not one to celebrate the deaths of figures I oppose. Tommy Carcetti Jan 2022 #61

By the time he croaks, he will be a footnote in history LeftInTX Jan 2022 #65

an outpouring of love at the same level of Betty White Demovictory9 Jan 2022 #27

81 million people emptying their bladder? madinmaryland Jan 2022 #29

Jagger and Bowie had it planned out! davsand Jan 2022 #30

A demon will get its wings. Or Satan will get a new play thing. nt JanMichael Jan 2022 #31

Party? DenaliDemocrat Jan 2022 #32

the sound of onethatcares Jan 2022 #33

I will do some serious grave dancing. nt redwitch Jan 2022 #34

Champagne for Everyone! Tomconroy Jan 2022 #35

He'll transcend into the living Q on the Internet YP_Yooper Jan 2022 #36

I will spend that evening bottling the tears of the gullible and idiots*. Torchlight Jan 2022 #38

I suspect he will show up in Dealey Plaza with JFK and JFK Jr. Gore1FL Jan 2022 #40

We drink and we dance NQCowboy68 Jan 2022 #41

Hope he gets the OBL treatment Zorro Jan 2022 #42

New conspiracy theories galore Silent3 Jan 2022 #43

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 **DANCING IN THE STREETS** 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 spanone Jan 2022 #44

party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Takket Jan 2022 #47

hummm... myohmy2 Jan 2022 #48

he'll poison llashram Jan 2022 #49

The hard money has him on a rocket sled to Hell. 634-5789 Jan 2022 #50

His grave will become an International Urinal listed in Trip Advisor Submariner Jan 2022 #51

There'll be much rejoicing Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2022 #52

The cops will likely be called to my house alittlelark Jan 2022 #54

Worms with indigestion and a taste for pee. PufPuf23 Jan 2022 #55

He can't die. He has executive privilege. Norbert Jan 2022 #56

mass celebration in the streets just like when Biden was declared the winner demtenjeep Jan 2022 #57

Lots of Trump sightings at McDonald's? Solly Mack Jan 2022 #58

Probably! LeftInTX Jan 2022 #63

Then we better get busy making statues to sell. May as well make a buck to donate to Solly Mack Jan 2022 #64

He'll never die. He is the appointed one and will appeal any decision by God that it's time to go. Frustratedlady Jan 2022 #59