March 27, 2024

MAGA Rubes buying Don Poorleoni endorsed bibles.

Maybe even more than 6 January, the above statement has moved us beyond anything even Rod Serling ever imagined.

"The Maga Zone."

March 27, 2024

Scary Lake throws in the MAGA towel in defamation case.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kari-lake-seeks-forfeit-her-010035006.html

snip:
Attorneys for Arizona Senate candidate Kari Lake moved to forfeit a defamation case against her on Tuesday, choosing not to contest the allegations that she defamed a state election worker after the 2022 election.

I hope the damages she pays will rival Lottery payouts. What a disgusting piece of trash she is.

March 26, 2024

I'm trying to collect

as many mushrooms as possible.

Please donate to my gofungi page.

March 26, 2024

Aunt Lydia with a Yale Law Degree

I noted the attorney arguing to remove mifepristone today in front of SCOTUS is the wife of Running Man Insurrectionist Josh Hawley.

Aunt Lydia with a law degree, the wife of a sitting Senator, and who also clerked for MAGA Roberts.

What could go wrong?

March 25, 2024

A man walked into his favorite

bar and spotted a friend. The friend seated at the bar immediately noticed the new hairpiece on his pal. The friend said, "yeah, yeah I bought this custom hairpiece today."

His friend said, "well, it was a small price toupee."

March 24, 2024

How strange is it that the man

who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the Merry-Go-Round.

Apparently, they traveled in different circles.

March 21, 2024

I imagine at some point in his Chump has described himself

as barrel chested. Laughable, I know.

But it could be true, if he advertises a Fire Sale marching up and down 5th Ave wearing one of those oaken barrels held on by trump suspenders.

March 19, 2024

Chump-Fire Sale Today.

A You're Fired Sale in November.

March 19, 2024

MAGA Acolytes and Zombies. Take note.

Navaro- prison.

Trump-no prison.

That's the way it goes.

Bon chance.

March 19, 2024

With Chump's failure to post that financial bond I hope we can see all his golden possessions

piled up in front of Chump Tower to be available to all his MAGA zombies.

First dibs go to MAGA SCOTUS, Loose Canon, and MTG.

Keep an eye out for Sharpie scribbled papers detailing end of the world scenarios.