kairos12
kairos12's JournalMy carpool buddy once told
me to stop humming songs by the Monkees. I thought she was kidding.
Then I Saw Her Face.
Gag and Blanche Trial
Chump passes notes to attorneys, maybe:
"where's my Diet Coke button?'
"help me, I'm sitting on tie"
"should I stand up and do my two handed dance move?"
One day, at one of many Chump's ill-gotten properties,
Chump spotted a man down by his lake. He subsequently saw a bucket of fish in water next to him.
Chump: I will have you arrested for fishing on my property.
Man: I wasn't fishing, these fish are my pets.
Chump: What do you mean pets?
Man: Every now and then I bring my pet fish down here and let them swim with their family and then I call them back.
Chump: No way that happens. Prove it.
Man: Sure, he dumps the fish in the lake.
Chum: Ok, call them back.
Man: Call who back?
Chum: The fish.
Man: What fish?
Defense has said they will refer to Chump as
President.
Can the Prosecution refer to him as Komrade.
Seems fair.
Confused I am.
Chump paid 130,00 to get a NDA signed, but no affair.
Terrible business man and liar.
As it appears the Mango Duce has run out of legal evasions he
will begin his hospital checkin in 10..9...8...
One day man walked by his friend and noticed he looked pretty upset.
He asked his friend, "what's up?"
The friend says, "I hate it when someone corrects my grammar!"
His friend replies, " I know, she's a wonderful woman."
After the ballet skirt was invented days were
spent coming up with a name.
Finally, they put tu and tu together.
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