MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalNolabear's asparagus thread reminded me of "my asparagus story".
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I LOVE asparagus. For one reason or another, at one point, I hadn't eaten it for about a two-year
stretch or more. I got a pound of it on sale and devoured the entire thing for dinner one night
before going in to my third-shift job.
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Eventually, I had to pee. I'm standing at the urinal (you're a DUDE!?!?!?) and this... ... ... smell
wafts up and HITS me in the face. I had forgotten about the smell and, I shit you not... for the
next 10-15 seconds, I was actually reviewing my recent sexual history.
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I'm one of the people who LIKE the smell -- a green smell akin to a freshly-mown lawn for me.
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Then again... I like a distant skunk-spray smell (key word being distant) and, of course... the smell
of really good pot.
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Internet is still out at my house -- I'm sitting in the library and this little tiny girl...
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... sitting on her mother's lap and looking at the computer screen, was softly singing "B-I-N-G-O" in a
sweet voice. Usually, talkers etc. irritate the HELL out of me in a library (where are the shushers of
yesteryear?) but this was very, very sweet.
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The security guard walked over and shushed her.
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Now, there's some old dude loudly discussing his homeward-bound errands on his cellphone. The
guard isn't saying a word.
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Stereotype of a cop wanna-be bully of a security guard. Asshole.
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Don't pretend you all don't know... MiddleFingerMom is too sexy for his pants, uh-huh!!!
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How many of you didn't know that MFM used to be a high-fashion model.
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Oh yeah, boy -- work that catwalk!!! Work it!!! Work it!!!
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The last two years that MiddleFingerMom spent at college are all kind of a blur now. Then, too.
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That's no lady... that's my -- OMG YEAH RIGHT THERE OMG RIGHT... THERE!!!
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There are badass Bowie knives and there are badass Bowie knives.
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Now this is just plain CRUEL! This kind of cruelty shouldn't be tolerated in ANY civilized society!
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Kali's day vs. Kali's night:
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
