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yoyossarian's JournalThat was bullying? REALLY?
Wow. The guy states his opinion to this girl, urges her to find a less hate-mongering corp to work for, and he got fired for it?
Too lenient. Off with his head.
That'll teach him to initiate conversations with strangers!
Give it another decade or two...
These things take time.
Greenspawn Forecasts Golden Showers for All
4/09/05
According to Fed Chairman Alan Greenspawn, Grand Poobah of Moneyville, USA, very soon average Americans will finally begin to feel the warming effects of trickle-down economics. "It's about to hit 'em all right in the kisser," he said at a recent fundraiser to raise funds for the banking industry, which can always use some extra dough.
(snip)
Mr. Greenspawn made headlines last month in declaring "Evil is Good!" in a speech before various foaming and gibbering creatures from Hell's nether regions.
MORE at
http://presidentevilonline.com/sn_goldensh.html
Anyone here ever read the short story Lawnmower Man?
The Stephen King short story? It's NOTHING like the movie; it's a very, very odd piece for King, involving a strange and grotesquely obese man who comes to cut the lawn of this dude... he takes off all his clothes, then starts running behind the lawnmower at full speed, catching the lawn clippings in his mouth, which opens impossibly wide to manage this trick... as he's going, an unfortunate gopher or bunny or somethin' gets in his path, and he mows it down and catches all the gore in his mouth and face... the guy who hired him is horrified, but before he can do anything, the Lawnmower Man comes after HIM! He's supposed to be some version of Pan or Bacchus from Greco-Roman myth... a very odd story indeed.
This guy looks a lot like a match for how the Lawnmower Man is described.
And he seems to have a similar manner overall.
The Gender-Obsessed Party? The Gender-Oppressing Party?
NEVER Get Out of The Box!
Jackin' It In San Diego? (Fireworks Dept Firing Blanks)
I think someone was seriously jackin' it in SD tonight... I live near downtown in SD, and I watched the fireworks display sorta by accident. There was this small, intense twin burst of fireworks for about 45 seconds; I saw both as I was walking back from the store, having gone for coffee... it was about 8:45, 15 minutes before the fireworks were supposed to start.
It was a set of big loud bursts, perfectly coordinated, with many overlaying bursts in each, and BOOMBOOMBOOM throughout. One came from the direction of Seaport Village, another further south, in the direction of the train terminal.
I thought, Wow! That's how MOST fireworks displays END! This should be GOOD!
Then, nothing. For the last hour and more, silence.
I think someone accidentally lit all the fuses at once. Oops. Sorry, hon. That's... NEVER happened to me before.
Then again, maybe San Diego planned it that way. This new form of Premature Patriotism we've seen so much of from the Creepublicans these days, I guess it requires us to cut back sharply on patriotic displays for the commoners.
"And when I say entertainment, that includes medicine, of course; look how many tv shows about medicine there are! There IS a CONNECTION! And if you don't believe me, I guess you're just under OBAMA'S WORLD-WIDE VOODOO SPELL! I humbly submit this nonsense as my actual opinion," said an unidentified GOP talking-and-pointing guy, angrily, and with a lot of pointing.
Yay!
No hoody-pouch? Where do I keep my goodies?
This may or may not be a sexual question. Choose carefully!
You DogNabbers are weird!
What Your Cat Does All Day While You're Out...
K&R!
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