December 15, 2012

A moment of reflection...

These RW pseudo-tough guy assholes who are always declaring a War on this or and War on that...they're always at War with someone or something.

But when a real war breaks out, when they might be called into service or when an atrocity occurs such as the one today, they're nowhere to be found. NRA had no comment until all the facts are in, thus weaseling their way out fo having to participate in the aftermath, they'll just await the inevitable dying-down of the controversy and then send their minions out to squawk about how their constitutional rights are being abridged by do-gooders or some such phraseology.

They are just a bunch of gutless wonders, and for all their talk about how if the teachers had been armed, not as many would have died, all these Ramboesque assholes would in fact be cowering in corners, hoping that the action went in the other direction. These bullying asses just freeze when confronted, and even if they we armed to the teeth, they'd still be the chickenshits that they've always been.

December 14, 2012

FUCK.

So much hate and insanity...fomented by the insane for the insane.

You send your kid to school, you go to the movies, you go to the mall to shop for the holidays, you go to university. And there is sudden and violent death. Senseless.

December 14, 2012

I gotta new name for the Morning Joe Show...

Ya know, years ago it was 'Scarborough Country", now it's 'Morning Joe'...someone once suggested that he have another show so we can find out what his middle name is...but for now:

"The Sanctimonious. Self-aggrandizing, Self-congratulating Show starring Starbucks Joe"

If I hear him say how he ran for office in the most conservative district in three dimensions, that he voted with Democrats and talked to them, that Ronnie Reagan was the greatest American who ever lived, that he thinks the President is a good husband and father (like he should know about the former at least), that he came into Congress with the Contract with America heroes...

Pukeworthy...

And please don't tell me to switch the channel, I don't get Current TV here....thanks in advance.

December 12, 2012

How long,before FOX talks up the "War on Clackamas"

And the right to carry semiautomatic weapons...since it is people who kill people, not precision-made devices, whose only raison d'être is to kill human beings efficiently.

Another sick fuck has destroyed lives and his defenders are right behind, and they shall attempt to minimize the effect of the outrage.

December 10, 2012

Unless my ears did deceive me...

the Log Cabin guy on Tweety just said "Democratic shits" ...and then changed it instantaneously to "Democratic shifts"...

"Shift" is a dangerous word to use when describing your political enemies on TeeVee and you're a mite nervous in being called out for your hypocrisy by none other than Tweety himself.

Just another Freudian slip...

December 9, 2012

I don't think that this kind of crap is "funny" either...

Yes, while it is probably true that the guy in this audio clip is a lying dick, you never ever know what horrors you might cause by injecting yourself into a situation in which you have no business dealing.



http://www.hark.com/clips/rpbvkswvkh-married-radio-caller-busted-on-air




Married Radio Caller Busted on Air


Male Announcer: "93.7, the edge. It's the best of Andy Savage."
Female Announcer: "On 93.7 the edge."
Andy Savage: "Who's this?"
Kim: "My name is Kim!"
Andy Savage: "Oh Kim, how old are you Kim?"
Kim: "25"
Andy Savage: "Alright, and where are you calling from?"
Kim: "Ysetta?"
Andy Savage: "Alright cool! This is 'He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not', I don't know if you heard this a few weeks ago."
Kim: "Yes I did."
Andy Savage: "Do you have a boyfriend or a husband?"
Kim: "I have a boyfriend."
Andy Savage: "Alright, how long you been going out with him?"
Kim: "Um, just about a year now."
Andy Savage: "Oh ok, and you suppose he loves you?"
Kim: "I know he loves me."
Andy Savage: "Oh really, why? Well how do you know."
Kim: "Oh, special little love notes, or sending me flowers, or just the special time that we're able to spend together."
Andy Savage: "Alright, what's your boyfriend's name?"
Kim: "Greg."
Andy Savage: "Well where does he live?"
Kim: "Duluth."
Andy Savage: "Oooh..."
Kim: "Yeah."
Andy Savage: "Well how often do you see him?"
Kim: "We typically see each other every weekend. Because he's in Duluth and I'm in Ysette it makes it a little hard to see each other during the week."
Andy Savage: "Ok, and you..."
Kim: "To have quality time."
Andy Savage: "So you have absolutely no reason to suspect he might be messing around on you?"
Kim: "No. None."
Andy Savage: "Well then this is going to be boring... um, but we'll humor you ok? We'll give him a call, and see how this... please don't say anything, ok Kim! I'll do all the talking."

*ringing*

Greg: "Hello?"
Andy Savage: "Hi, is Greg there?"
Greg: "Yea, who's this?"
Andy Savage: "Greg, how you doing, my name is Andy Savage I'm calling from The Edge radio in Minneapolis, St. Paul. How are things in Duluth?"
Greg: "A little frigid... What can I do for you?"
Andy Savage: "Well, I guess, uh, I don't know do you get to Minneapolis or St. Paul often, or what?"
Greg: "Yeah, every weekend on, uh, business..."
Andy Savage: "Uh, yeah, because we pulled your business card out of a fishbowl at a local merchant, and every month we give away a dozen roses, to anybody, and well you're the winner this month. Congratulations! The deal is you don't have to do anything, I know you're far away, we deliver the roses for you, and we'll even put whatever you want on a nice little card to go along with the roses. All we need from you is a name and address of somebody you want 'em delivered to."

Greg: "Oh, ok, yeah, my wife Cindy."
Kim: "What?"
Andy Savage: "Ok..."
Kim: "Cindy?"
Greg: "Aw, Jesus Christ..."
Kim: "Your wife Cindy? "
Greg: "Ugh..."
Kim: "Ugh, you're wife Cindy? Would you?"
Andy Savage: "Uh Greg, Kim's on the line."
Greg: "Hi Kim..."
Kim: "Oh, hi Greg. Um, would you mind explaining this to me? Your wife Cindy? How long have you been married?"
Greg: "I was, I was kidding! I was Kidding!"
Kim: "Kidding? Kidding my ass, you're such a dick! *Sob*"
Greg: "You son of a #@$*&..."

A woman discovers on a call-in radio show that her boyfriend is married. A 25-year-old woman named Kim phoned in to take part in a scheme called "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not," in which callers who suspected their lovers of fooling around behind their backs gave Savage contact information, and he employed various ruses to try to catch out the straying sweethearts. Kim had been going out with a man named Greg for about a year, she said. Since Greg lived in Duluth, which was quite a distance away (over 150 miles) from Kim's home near Minneapolis, they saw each other only on weekends. Alarm bells should have been going off already, but Kim swore she had "absolutely no reason" to suspect Greg had been messing around on her. "I know he loves me," she told Savage quite confidently. ("Then this is going to be boring," Savage quipped in reply.)

December 9, 2012

Bush-in-the-hospital-threads are interesting...

Sort of "diagnostic" if you will...

As someone quite familiar with hospitals (in which I've worked for decades) and Republicans (whom I've tried to defeat for even longer!), just remember:

If their lips are moving they're lying/covering up.

That's all I have to say about that.

December 1, 2012

Well, many here were so excited about the Arab Spring(!) and so you have it...

Congratulations!

What did you think you were going to get out of the deal? Belgium? The Netherlands?

What you now have is a nightmare to end all nightmares and despite many protestations of Israel and her "violations", wait until you get a load of what's coming to a country near her.

I wish there were an emoticon for "headshaking", because...well, just because.

Now go ahead and tell me all about how this is gonna work out for egalitarianism, freedom, democracy, human rights, a fair and impartial judiciary, and all the rest of that which comes with what has occurred and is occurring there.