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In reply to the discussion: Seated or standing? [View all]

Recursion

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9. Well at least high enough to keep your hand out of the bowl
Mon Sep 16, 2013, 12:43 PM
Sep 2013

But, I mean, you're more or less standing.

Seated or standing? [View all] Recursion Sep 2013 OP
I'm not going to vote, because I don't want to earn the scorn and hatred of petronius Sep 2013 #1
Cartwheeling. MiddleFingerMom Sep 2013 #2
Exactly! I'm glad someone knows how to do it correctly petronius Sep 2013 #3
Bingo. Centrifugal force. Make it work for you. Gidney N Cloyd Sep 2013 #17
I'm supposed to wipe? n/t tazkcmo Sep 2013 #24
. Squinch Sep 2013 #25
I have a bidet. Chan790 Sep 2013 #4
I don't understand the logistics of sitting. You put your hand *in* the bowl? Recursion Sep 2013 #5
You wash your hands afterwards. Chan790 Sep 2013 #6
I think people lean over far enough so the hand isn't in the bowl. Kaleva Sep 2013 #12
I can't touch my toes, or even my lower shins Recursion Sep 2013 #13
You need... pipi_k Sep 2013 #14
NOOOOOO!!!! I've been developing that same idea for years. I was going to call it the Taint Brush! Recursion Sep 2013 #16
Uh, oh... pipi_k Sep 2013 #22
My legs would be a problem if I tried to squat. Kaleva Sep 2013 #15
Precisely OriginalGeek Sep 2013 #20
What the... pipi_k Sep 2013 #7
I think the term "standing" is a little confusing Duer 157099 Sep 2013 #8
Well at least high enough to keep your hand out of the bowl Recursion Sep 2013 #9
But it's a unique sort of standing Duer 157099 Sep 2013 #10
This poll makes DUers who don't wipe, like MFM & others, feel left out. Kaleva Sep 2013 #11
I sit (nt) bigwillq Sep 2013 #18
Just WTF walkerbait41 Sep 2013 #19
This is important shit. Kaleva Sep 2013 #28
I learned a neat trick from my Dog. BlueJazz Sep 2013 #21
You should do a poll on looking at the paper after or not looking after. rug Sep 2013 #23
I sit when I wipe myself, but I often stand when I wipe other people. nt ZombieHorde Sep 2013 #26
Either way OxQQme Sep 2013 #27
The people have spoken. KamaAina Sep 2013 #29
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