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7. What the...

Mon Sep 16, 2013, 11:37 AM

Sep 2013

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Wipe while standing?

That sounds to me like brushing your teeth with your mouth closed.

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Seated or standing? [View all] Recursion Sep 2013 OP

Cartwheeling. MiddleFingerMom Sep 2013 #2

Exactly! I'm glad someone knows how to do it correctly petronius Sep 2013 #3

Bingo. Centrifugal force. Make it work for you. Gidney N Cloyd Sep 2013 #17

I'm supposed to wipe? n/t tazkcmo Sep 2013 #24

. Squinch Sep 2013 #25

I have a bidet. Chan790 Sep 2013 #4

You wash your hands afterwards. Chan790 Sep 2013 #6

I think people lean over far enough so the hand isn't in the bowl. Kaleva Sep 2013 #12

I can't touch my toes, or even my lower shins Recursion Sep 2013 #13

You need... pipi_k Sep 2013 #14

Uh, oh... pipi_k Sep 2013 #22

My legs would be a problem if I tried to squat. Kaleva Sep 2013 #15

Precisely OriginalGeek Sep 2013 #20

What the... pipi_k Sep 2013 #7

I think the term "standing" is a little confusing Duer 157099 Sep 2013 #8

Well at least high enough to keep your hand out of the bowl Recursion Sep 2013 #9

But it's a unique sort of standing Duer 157099 Sep 2013 #10

I sit (nt) bigwillq Sep 2013 #18

Just WTF walkerbait41 Sep 2013 #19

This is important shit. Kaleva Sep 2013 #28

I learned a neat trick from my Dog. BlueJazz Sep 2013 #21

I sit when I wipe myself, but I often stand when I wipe other people. nt ZombieHorde Sep 2013 #26

Either way OxQQme Sep 2013 #27

The people have spoken. KamaAina Sep 2013 #29