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IcyPeas

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32. Like a Lauren Boebert type escort?

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Thu Mar 28, 2024, 07:25 PM

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Ted Cruz wants taxpayers to fund airport escorts for top officials like him [View all] riversedge Mar 28 OP

That is one disgusting POS - welcome to Texas. walkingman Mar 28 #1

What a lily-livered chickenhearted coward! Walleye Mar 28 #2

Stop being such a douche pfitz59 Mar 28 #3

White Glove Concierge bucolic_frolic Mar 28 #4

Sorry, Asshole. intheflow Mar 28 #5

But I love that this gives everyone PatSeg Mar 28 #25

He can rent a car. C OH Dem Mar 28 #6

Ted, just don't be a dick, and you'll be fine. rsdsharp Mar 28 #7

Seriously? PatSeg Mar 28 #26

I once saw him and his wife walking down the street in Chicago greatauntoftriplets Mar 28 #30

Well fuck that. twodogsbarking Mar 28 #8

LOL DENVERPOPS Mar 28 #9

Of course his fragility requires a safe space to avoid offensive triggers Torchlight Mar 28 #10

Preach. jimfields33 Mar 28 #36

Oh, and how is this going to stop people from hollering "Cancun Cruz" at every airport? It won't Ted, you dunce! machoneman Mar 29 #49

Fuck you tubby Ted Traildogbob Mar 28 #11

what? Conjuay Mar 28 #12

Here's a canine escort, Ted! Watch your step! trusty elf Mar 28 #13

lol. AllaN01Bear Mar 28 #23

🤣🤣🤣 sheshe2 Mar 29 #42

New spending proposals from a GOPer? (n/t) MissMillie Mar 28 #14

Love to see him on a "No Fly List" - especially one that restricts him from coming back. erronis Mar 28 #15

When did he become a 'top official'? Biophilic Mar 28 #16

I never heard of airport escorts. What a waste of Emile Mar 28 #17

NO! Rebl2 Mar 28 #18

He is an insurrectionist BumRushDaShow Mar 28 #19

Let him include funding for it if he wants it... summer_in_TX Mar 28 #20

F-Off asshole kacekwl Mar 28 #21

Or babysitter as the case may be. n/t thenelm1 Mar 29 #47

snork. AllaN01Bear Mar 28 #22

Slime trail Ted needs to hire his own entourage Blue Owl Mar 28 #24

No catrose Mar 28 #27

he has nothing to fear except The Swifties Tetrachloride Mar 28 #28

Rafael is worried about a MAGA airport ambush a la Lindsey Graham. Marcuse Mar 28 #29

IOW, Ted Cruz want the govt to pay for his escorts while he's at an airport RainCaster Mar 28 #31

Like a Lauren Boebert type escort? IcyPeas Mar 28 #32

Cruz is a coward! CRK7376 Mar 28 #33

He needs to pay for his own hookers--like the rest of us Kennah Mar 28 #34

Pay for your own escorts you perv Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 28 #35

What? No limo DiverDave Mar 28 #37

Sorry, ted, but I don't consider you a "top" official. republianmushroom Mar 28 #38

I'm in a pissy mood tonight. Sorry. Tell him to go fuck himself. Firestorm49 Mar 28 #39

That fat fuck just wants to ride on a golf cart JoseBalow Mar 28 #40

Let's make sure Cruz loses in November FakeNoose Mar 28 #41

pay no attention to the serious threat of gun massacres though Skittles Mar 29 #43

Let me sugar-coat this: joshdawg Mar 29 #44

Politicians are supposed to have thick skins COL Mustard Mar 29 #45

This happened two months ago. mahatmakanejeeves Mar 29 #46

Sorry, Ted. We can't afford that increased expense in the budget. Besides, Wonder Why Mar 29 #48

If it involves Red Mountain Mar 29 #50

One way trip to the Moon? I am all for it. GreenWave Mar 29 #51

Amateur astronomers could try to spot his camp through telescopes. Sounds like fun! nt Shermann Mar 29 #53

Taxpayers should haul his luggage for him too. Maybe buy his drinks at the airport bar. nt Shermann Mar 29 #52

If he is paranoid, he should hire a bodyguard. Chainfire Mar 29 #54

Damn 3auld6phart Mar 29 #55

How can anyone vote for a piece of shit like Cruz? Mysterian Mar 29 #56