Yuiyoshida gets a letter in the mail from the United States State department

[yuiyoshida]

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Dear Ms. Yoshida,
As you know, As President of The United States, there have been some things, I just had to do as Your new President. The first, disbanding the Democratic Party, and secondly, Removing all Minorities from the Country. This may sound scary to you, but its not really, as you will have two new choices;

1.) You will physically work on the Trump Mexican wall, without pay in order to keep your residence status and be a slave for life or
2.) Report to Los Angeles Pier 7 on April 15th, to be assigned to the USS Donald Trump carrier, to be deported, from the United States to Wenzhou China, (to the United States Releasing station in Asia.) You will be given 100 US dollars, to find a place to eat and sleep on your own, or you can make arrangements prior to leaving the United States. Your citizenship will be revoked the day you board the ship, and You will not be allowed to Re-enter the United States of America.

Please note An Attorney will not be available to you despite the fact you were born in the United States. Your parents, because they are married, will be sent to the Shanghai facility where they will be processed there (because they can not use option one because of their age.)

On behalf of the United State government, we hope you have a pleasant trip to China.

Be sure to surrender all official documents; drivers Licence or ID CARD, Credit or debit cards, Library cards, insurance documents, etc on the detailed list below, as you will not need this in China. Please let your employer know,that you will be quitting your Job two weeks prior to departure. Your last paycheck will be going towards the ticket for the Ship. All Bank Accounts should be emptied, and any cash turned over at departure time, and used as a donation to the Republican Party.

Thank You very much,
Donald J. Trump
President of the United States

Welcome to Wenzhou China, please report to our labor camps for fun and adventure!

17 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Time expired
	Take the free trip to China, you are better off
	1 (6%)
	Work your ass off, on the Mexican wall, maybe they will let you stay, or send you to Mexico
	0 (0%)
	Run for the Canadian Border, and hope they will take you.
	3 (18%)
	Try and stay, and start an underground Resistance fighting group
	13 (76%)
	Shit just got real, you be dead anyway you look.
	0 (0%)
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