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dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
Thu Jan 21, 2016, 05:41 PM Jan 2016

Here's a treat for ya...The Guardian reviews Palin's speech yesterday......this is hilarious [View all]

2 examples, but there is so much hilarity here:



And so it begins. These two really look great next to each other, don’t they? When in the same room, their spray tans seem almost human. Imagine a hyper-intelligent species from another galaxy coming to Earth and intercepting the satellite feed of this horrendous speech. First of all, they’d have no idea how to decipher our language and second, they’d assume Valencia oranges were our babies.

Instead of leaving the stage for a pee break or sitting down outside of the frame like anyone else would, Trump lingers. He just stands there like the Colossus of Rhodes, breaking character only to give a thumbs up or smile when Palin forms a complete sentence.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jan/20/sarah-palin-donald-trump-endorsement-speech-quotes
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That is a perfect summary that while funny, is also pretty scary, too. countryjake Jan 2016 #1
Found the perfect pic to go with it...... dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #4
In that picture both of these inexplicable homunculi hifiguy Jan 2016 #6
Here's the perfect answer for that shit-eating grin of his... countryjake Jan 2016 #8
He looks mortified in that pic n/t ejbr Jan 2016 #10
You know that's the first and only time hifiguy Jan 2016 #18
why is she pointing at his crotch? Takket Jan 2016 #43
As I read recently, it's as though the wheel's still spinning, but the hamster's dead. PWPippin Jan 2016 #28
And the awful part - that witless hamster is trying to represent our government. countryjake Jan 2016 #36
Patton.." 10 minutes of humming" dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #42
...vroom vroom (that was a snowmobile, not a car engine sound) countryjake Jan 2016 #45
K&R... spanone Jan 2016 #2
Great article! Thanks for the laugh! icymist Jan 2016 #3
Stomping on necks is a specialty... 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #22
"a human being who speaks like the comment thread underneath a YouTube video" oioioi Jan 2016 #5
Can I get a 'Holy Shit!!!!".......er, Hallelujah LongTomH Jan 2016 #7
HOLY SHIT !!!!! pangaia Jan 2016 #9
I onethatcares Jan 2016 #11
This has to be performance art smiley Jan 2016 #12
Delish malaise Jan 2016 #13
K & R GREAT!!!! onecent Jan 2016 #14
she is hideous & hopemountain Jan 2016 #15
Seeing those two stand together reminds me we should spay and neuter. Cassiopeia Jan 2016 #16
LOL!!! dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #30
For context, see the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode titled "Darmak" gratuitous Jan 2016 #17
That is one of my favorite non-Data STNG episodes. hifiguy Jan 2016 #19
The great Paul Winfield. Demit Jan 2016 #29
I think you have solved it. zeemike Jan 2016 #21
+1. n/t ronnie624 Jan 2016 #25
I agree with the way you put your words together here. nt ChisolmTrailDem Jan 2016 #27
Very perceptive. dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #31
That's the way I interpret her speech as well. It's also like listening to small children diane in sf Jan 2016 #35
! Melissa G Jan 2016 #39
Thank You for also seeing this and providing a framework that I might be able to use to explain it. Sentath Jan 2016 #40
Excellent explanation. Solly Mack Jan 2016 #48
Those two looking really great? Sure if I'm into overly botox'd women and bad combover men! LynneSin Jan 2016 #20
I read her speech. Now I can't unread it Gman Jan 2016 #23
I am paraphrasing the iconic line from the... 3catwoman3 Jan 2016 #24
She is incapable of speaking with any coherency. Truly amazing he would want her endorsement. YOHABLO Jan 2016 #26
Hysterical! Thanks for the laugh! smirkymonkey Jan 2016 #32
"No matter what you think of the man’s hateful, moronic rhetoric, at least it’s coherent." JudyM Jan 2016 #33
That was some read! delrem Jan 2016 #34
Incoherent nonsensical rambling, Mendocino Jan 2016 #37
I think they are awesome. They will do historical things, Unimagined by the even the Katashi_itto Jan 2016 #38
We did this to ourselves whatthehey Jan 2016 #41
Intentional destruction of education is now a master plan, starting with Bush. dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #44
She seems to just string a bunch of keywords (probably written on her palm) together 6000eliot Jan 2016 #46
I love's Trump's shit-eating grin in these pictures. He's sly & evil rather than dumb & evil... Bucky Jan 2016 #47
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