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Omaha Steve

(99,758 posts)
Mon Jul 14, 2014, 11:02 PM Jul 2014

DO YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND? [View all]


From email.

A group of women were at a seminar on "How to Live in a Loving
Relationship with Your Husband.

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your
husband you loved him?"

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't
remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their
husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

The women were then told to exchange phones with another person,
and to read aloud the text message that was received in response to the
"I love you, sweetheart" text message.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeh, and I love you too. What's up??

4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What the fu_ _ did you do now?

7. ?!?!?!?

8. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she??


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DO YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND? [View all] Omaha Steve Jul 2014 OP
LOL. My husband would respond with #6 or #7. TwilightGardener Jul 2014 #1
That is hilarious! Sissyk Jul 2014 #2
Worst case scenario: no reply at all Demeter Jul 2014 #3
If I did that, my dear Omaha Steve, this is what would happen: CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2014 #4
Mine, too frazzled Jul 2014 #5
We say it every day.....usually more than once. I guess we're lucky. CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2014 #6
Ditto. My husband would text back: I love you. Maybe some xs too. JDPriestly Jul 2014 #10
Mine and hers would probably be the same...I love you too. . pipoman Jul 2014 #7
That's pretty sad, really. pnwmom Jul 2014 #8
I think it's sad, too. pamela Jul 2014 #9
Good for you. JDPriestly Jul 2014 #11
My wife and I were happy for 38 years. Mr.Bill Jul 2014 #12
Do you know why divorces' are so expensive? Dustlawyer Jul 2014 #13
I find the American habit of having to tell eveyone you love them betsuni Jul 2014 #14
Also too, by the way, betsuni Jul 2014 #21
I'm happy to say that we tell each other every day. NaturalHigh Jul 2014 #15
i wonder how many of those are meant to be humorous responses? ProdigalJunkMail Jul 2014 #16
So funny! MoonRiver Jul 2014 #17
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahaha malaise Jul 2014 #18
It's well and good to tell your SO and family members, you love them, but it's even more raccoon Jul 2014 #19
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. TBF Jul 2014 #20
Mine would answer with the letter k... Phentex Jul 2014 #22
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