New York city schools want to ban 'loaded words' from tests

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16. Do you have a thinking problem?

Answer the following questions and find out.

1.) Does your thinking begin earlier in the day than it used to?
2.) Do you find yourself craving a think at a specific time each day?
3.) Have you ever had a blackout as a result of thinking?
4.) Do you ever think alone?
5.) Has your thinking ever caused you to perform an act which you later discerned to be certifiably insane or incredibly stupid?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you could be among the millions of people in this country who have lost the ability to control their thinking, a disease which, if left untreated, can result in jails, institutions, or a frontal lobotomy. And just because you don't think every day doesn't mean you don't have a problem. Many problem thinkers go for days or weeks without thinking, only to eventually find themselves on the inevitable three or four day thinking binge.

THINKENDERS can help you stop thinking. Call for our free brochure, "No thought for today" and find out how.