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(32,342 posts) Wed Jun 26, 2013, 01:56 PM Jun 2013

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"..pretty sure Jesus would think you're a jerk.." [View all]

Go Ellen Page!

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"..pretty sure Jesus would think you're a jerk.." [View all] Starry Messenger Jun 2013 OP

K&R idwiyo Jun 2013 #1

I imagine Jesus would weep tears of joy that finally this has happened, people are coming to their uppityperson Jun 2013 #2

True. Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #3

Indeed, because after all, Jesus was intolerant of others. uppityperson Jun 2013 #6

*Lmao* Hydra Jun 2013 #4

I lurve her. Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #8

LOL n/t RainDog Jun 2013 #5

Yup. demmiblue Jun 2013 #7

This. Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #12

I doubt it! Segami Jun 2013 #9

"Jesus, hitting the blunt" Kurovski Jun 2013 #38

LOL Marrah_G Jun 2013 #10

Huckabee missed the press conference. Lady Freedom Returns Jun 2013 #11

Mwahaha! Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #13

Holy Zappa Batman! meegbear Jun 2013 #14

She seems kind of young to know who Zappa was, but maybe! Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #15

Slightly off-topic but yonder Jun 2013 #16

Here are the words: RoccoR5955 Jun 2013 #27

+1000! n/t zappaman Jun 2013 #40

The benefits of being a Zappa fan 90-percent Jun 2013 #73

Broadway the hard way! Initech Jun 2013 #78

I heart Ellen Page. nt justiceischeap Jun 2013 #17

I do too! Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #22

"The patron saint of snarky brunettes" Hehe. tridim Jun 2013 #51

And she smokes a pipe... awoke_in_2003 Jun 2013 #56

Jesus is never coming back, he saw what we did to the place. Rex Jun 2013 #18

Also, why would He? Look what we did to him the last time. n/t Cleita Jun 2013 #29

Because supposedly he said he would. Rex Jun 2013 #30

Maybe he got lost looking for beer. Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #31

Well I bet Egypt made a very stout brew Rex Jun 2013 #32

Mmmm, stout. It must be 5 BC somewhere! Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #35

And travelling money tavalon Jun 2013 #60

Yeah, really, tavalon Jun 2013 #59

jesus is a mythological creature dreamed up by old men snooper2 Jun 2013 #61

Thats a great response! William769 Jun 2013 #19

It's perfect! Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #21

This one sank pretty fast. William769 Jun 2013 #23

I missed that before! Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #25

Thanks. William769 Jun 2013 #26

I would say I was a big fan of Ellen Page.... LynneSin Jun 2013 #20

Damn her! He's mine! William769 Jun 2013 #24

Lucky Girl! AS is darn fine man! nt Ilsa Jun 2013 #28

My response to Huckabee was: Bette Noir Jun 2013 #33

Nice! Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #34

Page v Huckabee ReRe Jun 2013 #36

Oh, what do actresses know? They're not like those smart politicians. Kurovski Jun 2013 #37

It's more fun when he's not happy. Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #41

And I love it when he complains about grits. Kurovski Jun 2013 #42

Only Republican actors are smart NewJeffCT Jun 2013 #62

Might be a different movie, tavalon Jun 2013 #63

"Kept" as in "didn't abort" Kurovski Jun 2013 #74

Probably same movie then. Loved that movie tavalon Jun 2013 #85

Juno. Kurovski Jul 2013 #86

Nah, Jesus would call him a hypocrite and jerk to his face. roamer65 Jun 2013 #39

She was being a smart ass. She knows that. She's hella smart tavalon Jun 2013 #65

"Jesus Loves Me But he Can't Stand You" Ron Green Jun 2013 #43

Excellent. Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #44

I love that song caraher Jun 2013 #71

Unlike the Bushes, the Lizards are actual Texans. Ron Green Jun 2013 #82

More like jerk off. (NT) The Wizard Jun 2013 #45

I think we should use that phrase often. tblue Jun 2013 #46

Agreed on all counts! Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #47

Are you from the south? tavalon Jun 2013 #68

No and I wasn't bring sarcastic. tblue Jun 2013 #80

I knew that, it sparked a long term memory tavalon Jun 2013 #84

She is wrong quakerboy Jun 2013 #48

+1 nt Live and Learn Jun 2013 #49

+1. Told my mom that Jesus (the one I know in my head) would slap people for getting it so wrong. Dawgs Jun 2013 #53

I guess it takes a smart ass to get a smart ass. tavalon Jun 2013 #69

The best response I saw to that... malthaussen Jun 2013 #50

Not a fan of hers, but nice response. Dawgs Jun 2013 #52

Really, that is what you took away from this exchange? n-t Logical Jun 2013 #58

No. Just something I noticed. Dawgs Jun 2013 #75

And that, to me, is what makes it so sublime. tavalon Jun 2013 #70

KR gateley Jun 2013 #54

+1 for my Juniper. K and R Smarmie Doofus Jun 2013 #55

Nice to see you Smarmie! Starry Messenger Jun 2013 #72

Bakatcha, Stars. Great thread re. my precious June-bug. n/t Smarmie Doofus Jun 2013 #83

Ellen Page is one of my favorite actors tavalon Jun 2013 #57

Saw a tweet from Jesus H. Christ in response as well NewJeffCT Jun 2013 #64

What a fantastic human ctsnowman Jun 2013 #66

WWJD......... progressoid Jun 2013 #67

Love it - thanks for posting dbackjon Jun 2013 #76

k & r napkinz Jun 2013 #77

I'd like to dedicate this next song to Gov. Huckabee: Initech Jun 2013 #79

She is the cutest thing that ever lived I think. She at least gives kittens a DevonRex Jun 2013 #81