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edhopper

(33,625 posts) Sat Apr 20, 2024, 09:30 PM Apr 20

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Excuse me, I just trumped. [View all]

I try not to trump in public, but sometimes one will slip out.
Of course my wife hates it when I trump in bed.
But trumping is just something everyone does.
In bed, walking down the street, sitting as a defendant at your trial..

A new verb is born.

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Excuse me, I just trumped. [View all] edhopper Apr 20 OP

i feel guilty when i drop a trump in public and i see some poor person walk through the trump i just left behind Takket Apr 20 #1

Remember, it's not "excuse me." It's "Pardon me." Hekate Apr 20 #2

both in my mind mean get out of my way. AllaN01Bear Apr 20 #10

Well, in his case he means Federal pardon Hekate Apr 20 #13

ah, ok. didnt know that in that manner . thanks . AllaN01Bear Apr 20 #14

DUzy! littlemissmartypants Apr 20 #18

My dog is trumping in his sleep I had crack window. Duncanpup Apr 20 #3

Dog trumps are the WORST! Diamond_Dog Apr 20 #8

Using the British slang term, I presume? Clash City Rocker Apr 20 #4

That's where I thought... 2naSalit Apr 20 #5

That's what I remember reading, somewhere William Seger Apr 20 #22

Dating from the 1550s muriel_volestrangler Apr 21 #31

He who dumped it trumped it Blue Owl Apr 20 #6

I've been dumping trumps in the toilet since I was potty-trained. lastlib Apr 20 #7

My all-time favourite is when Noel Casler said Trump used to 'evacuate' his bowels on the set of the Apprentice Celerity Apr 20 #9

I keep waiting for Keith Schiller's tell-all book to come out FakeNoose Apr 20 #16

alarms blaring . 5.4.3.2.1 ahhh ooooga . toot. AllaN01Bear Apr 20 #11

He expels True Dough Apr 20 #12

id love to find the central main airvent of the us supreme ct and cut off the loudesd and smelliest trump ever. AllaN01Bear Apr 20 #15

Heard in upscale bar: "How dare you trump before my wife!" Buns_of_Fire Apr 20 #17

Seems there are a lot of new words with new meanings the last few years. FoggyLake Apr 20 #19

OMG!!!!! YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD!!! AZ8theist Apr 20 #20

Trumpeting! MLAA Apr 20 #21

Two flies sitting on a dog turd, one of them trumps... William Seger Apr 20 #23

My wife has been calling taking a shit "a trump" or "trumping" for years AZLD4Candidate Apr 20 #24

I hope no animals were harmed during that trump. KY_EnviroGuy Apr 20 #25

i thought barbtries Apr 21 #26

Too many beans and too much cole slaw Wednesdays Apr 21 #27

Nice try but it's been done: Disaffected Apr 21 #28

wow, thanks edhopper Apr 21 #32

Beans, beans, they're good for your rump Seinan Sensei Apr 21 #29

hmm ... rump and trump megapuzzler Apr 21 #34

An old noun and sometimes verb in the UK Warpy Apr 21 #30

As a result of this revelation, I am phasing out "TSF" and moving to... Hugin Apr 21 #33

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