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Tom of Temecula

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Sun Mar 24, 2024, 10:08 AM Mar 24

The CIA spent millions training cats to be spies. [View all]

If you’ve ever had a stealthy feline sneak up on you, you might have had the same idea the CIA once did: that cats would make good spies. Indeed, the intelligence agency spent millions of dollars on a program to that end in the 1960s. But as any cat owner can tell you, it probably shouldn’t have bothered: However sneaky and/or intelligent cats might be, they know no masters but themselves. Operation Acoustic Kitty was essentially a disaster, with only one subject making it into the field before the ill-advised — and, quite frankly, cruel — program was scrapped.

The idea was to create a sort of cyborg cat by implanting a microphone in the animal’s ear, a radio transmitter at the base of its skull, and an antenna in its fur — “a monstrosity,” in the words of Victor Marchetti, a former CIA employee who went on to write the tell-some book The CIA and the Cult of Intelligence.

On paper, the Acoustic Kitty agent’s first test was simple enough: sit near a park bench and capture a conversation between two people on a park bench. Instead, according to most accounts, the unfortunate feline was hit by a taxi and killed.

Writing of the operation’s failure in a heavily redacted memo, the CIA concluded, “Our final examination of trained cats… convinced us that the program would not lend itself in a practical sense to our highly specialized needs.”

https://historyfacts.com/us-history/fact/the-cia-spent-millions-training-cats-to-be-spies/

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My cats aren't spies EYESORE 9001 Mar 24 #1
Assassins, maybe, saboteurs, absolutely.. getagrip_already Mar 24 #35
Dammit, i always suspected this! newdayneeded Mar 24 #2
I hope that all involved in that cruel, insane program received everything niyad Mar 24 #3
That's a hard sell..................................... Lovie777 Mar 24 #4
My cats attack if you rub your knees. They hate that! GreenWave Mar 24 #5
"trained cats" oxymoron HAB911 Mar 24 #6
How horrible. Sky Jewels Mar 24 #7
Everyone knows you can't train cats... justaprogressive Mar 24 #8
Nope Katcat Mar 24 #13
Amazing Emile Mar 24 #14
So those cats are the spies, right? 0rganism Mar 24 #23
Lol, that's so cool. :) Dave Bowman Mar 24 #28
The pigeons are spys not cats. Everyone knows that. Srkdqltr Mar 24 #9
Not just pigeons Mosby Mar 24 #18
Acoustic Kitty is just begging to be a band name. Xavier Breath Mar 24 #10
Absolutely! Pachamama Mar 24 #21
I Sense A Hollywood Movie Emanating Out Of This Venture...... global1 Mar 24 #11
In the vein of "Burn After Reading"? WheelWalker Mar 24 #31
It could be a sequel to Danascot Mar 24 #34
Instead of training them, they need to take lessons from them! Stealth, sneaky..good spies, on their owners! PortTack Mar 24 #12
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. flashman13 Mar 24 #15
"Training cats" Oxymoron and scratches. Ping Tung Mar 24 #16
Acoustic Kitty! limbicnuminousity Mar 24 #17
Did the writer of the conclusion look a little BootinUp Mar 24 #19
Guide Cats for the Blind Sanity Claws Mar 24 #20
Les Barker is one of my best favorites. cbabe Mar 24 #24
And then they gave up................. twodogsbarking Mar 24 #22
Cats were used for rodent control on ships IronLionZion Mar 24 #25
Rodent control is a natural, as they are hunters in the dark & need no training for that function Hekate Mar 24 #29
They had much more success in training them to be thieves, Uncle Joe Mar 24 #26
Never trust a cat to do the right thing. Chainfire Mar 24 #27
I knew it! prodigitalson Mar 24 #30
All I want is some sharks with some frickin laser beams attached to their heads maxrandb Mar 24 #32
Should have gone with Toonces maxrandb Mar 24 #33
Is this for real? I feel like someone is pulling my leg. liberalla Mar 24 #36
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