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EYESORE 9001

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16. The only words I want to see

Thu Mar 14, 2024, 10:55 AM

Mar 14

are the words ‘PLEASE FLUSH’ near the privy located conveniently above his head. The toilet can be gilded for full effect. Perhaps some boxes of documents to enhance the ambience.

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When Trump at last gives up the ghost -- any tombstone ideas? [View all] DoBW Mar 14 OP

Burial at sea - no coordinates. harumph Mar 14 #1

The Bin Laden special. 617Blue Mar 14 #28

Burial in a toxic waste dump. No coordinates. Vinca Mar 14 #43

The sea doesn't want him, and would puke up his remains DemocraticPatriot Mar 14 #68

Par 5 Johonny Mar 14 #2

He haunted us in life now Prairie_Seagull Mar 14 #3

Or, 'Ghost of Christmas past.' (what not to do) Prairie_Seagull Mar 14 #7

I like it! Redleg Mar 14 #4

No a toxic waste dump Conjuay Mar 14 #64

Toilet - The kind that takes ten flushes texasfiddler Mar 14 #5

Gyro meat, artichoke hearts and pepperoncini NanaCat Mar 14 #6

just glad you didn't use hero DoBW Mar 14 #8

He will only have enough money left for this descriptive headstone, a finally a self own. MLAA Mar 14 #9

genius DoBW Mar 14 #15

Even when he's dead he still lies..... n/t lastlib Mar 14 #35

Indeed! MLAA Mar 14 #45

He was a cheating golfer Submariner Mar 14 #10

"He didn't have Presidential immunity from death." Chainfire Mar 14 #11

"Golden showers welcome" dalton99a Mar 14 #12

This one dweller Mar 14 #13

Aww, ya beat me to it! WestMichRad Mar 14 #19

Totally pissed. Kid Berwyn Mar 14 #36

Fucking nothing...maybe a dandelion. Chakaconcarne Mar 14 #14

The only words I want to see EYESORE 9001 Mar 14 #16

A toilet malaise Mar 14 #17

With a windmill next to it, just out of spite 'cause you know he'd hate that Blue Owl Mar 14 #22

ROFL malaise Mar 14 #25

It seemed like a good idea at the time. zanana1 Mar 14 #18

"Here Lies Donald J. Trump Aristus Mar 14 #20

Just one of those bee targets they have on urinals tinrobot Mar 14 #21

sorry no choir DoBW Mar 14 #23

A urinal? Mysterian Mar 14 #24

That'd be my choice Kaleva Mar 14 #49

Here lies a liar, House of Roberts Mar 14 #26

A kind, well meaning, elderly man is buried bere. SarahD Mar 14 #27

... Docreed2003 Mar 14 #29

A golden toilet with a pipe flowing down to his casket kysrsoze Mar 14 #30

That was my thought Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 14 #42

Indeed they do! :D kysrsoze Mar 14 #53

Maybe limbicnuminousity Mar 14 #31

Make it a hazard at a really rundown Putt-Putt Course. marble falls Mar 14 #32

I demand a recount!! Ping Tung Mar 14 #33

YOU LIAR! ProudMNDemocrat Mar 14 #34

a urinal? ret5hd Mar 14 #37

This Kennah Mar 14 #65

It should read Chautauquas Mar 14 #38

"I did my own research" nt Torchlight Mar 14 #39

Loser FemDemERA Mar 14 #40

A urinal. One of those old fashioned ones that go all the way to the floor. nt Hotler Mar 14 #41

No tombstone Bettie Mar 14 #44

Rest in Pieces Wonder Why Mar 14 #46

A bald spot at a golf course, later converted to landfill struggle4progress Mar 14 #47

Annihilated beneath the engine of the next SpaceX launch Bundbuster Mar 14 #48

Put him on top of a Wagon Queen Family Truckster Kaleva Mar 14 #50

mark his crypt LuvLoogie Mar 14 #51

Piss on it WVlaserguy Mar 14 #52

"Here lies an Orange Fuckstain and turd. Piss on that fucking turd." SoFlaBro Mar 14 #54

No tombstone, but I will declare a national "Flush for America" day. Buns_of_Fire Mar 14 #55

The contents of this plot have been 'de-classified'... Jrose Mar 14 #56

"Fucked around MorbidButterflyTat Mar 14 #57

I HATE EVERYBODY!!!! no_hypocrisy Mar 14 #58

Bury him here. No name. keithbvadu2 Mar 14 #59

That Is a Pretty Darn Good Ditty! The Roux Comes First Mar 14 #60

Dream on, everybody bcool Mar 14 #61

Eternal flame rwiliff Mar 14 #62

He's gonna live to 200. PCIntern Mar 14 #63

Urinal and E. Jean Carroll has the rights to the beer truck sales parked outside the cemetery where the line starts Kennah Mar 14 #66

Bury his ass at Guantanamo Bay. Emile Mar 14 #67

Here...NO Honor lies. electric_blue68 Mar 14 #69

Toss his corpse into a Florida swamp. nt Dulcinea Mar 14 #70

This canetoad Mar 14 #71

"Rest in Grease" nt Rincewind Mar 15 #72

a urinal MistakenLamb Mar 15 #73

All great DoBW Mar 15 #74