They're Coming for Birth Control (BE VERY AFRAID)

[wnylib]

27. Up my way in the northeast, the place to go would be Niagara Falls, Ontario.

Take your kids to see the Falls while mom visits an ob/gyn.

Take your girlfriend on a romantic trip to Niagara Falls and stock up on condoms while you're there.

A little farther east in northern NY, visit the Akwasasne/St. Regis Mohawk Reserve, which straddles the US-Canadian border. Just a few steps to a Canadian drug store to stock up in your contraceptive needs.

In Montana, just follow the bear tracks into Canada on your hunting expedition, and meet your prearranged supplier in the Canadian woods for all your contraceptive needs, with extras to sell back home. Ditto for Minnesota, North Dakota, and Wyoming.

In Wisconsin and Michigan, skate across Lake Superior or Lake Huron in winter. In summer, take a cruise. Meet up with your Canadian supplier.

In Seattle, cruise up to Vancouver for everything you want.

Keep a good enough supply to sell to middle and southern states. Guaranteed income, private market, no income taxes.