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KS Toronado

(17,252 posts)
Tue Mar 8, 2022, 12:36 AM Mar 2022

It was bash Democrats night at the VFW, I turned the tables [View all]

This last Friday night at the VFW, the normal repug crew was going after Democrats (mostly Biden) more than
usual, and as usual I sat there drinking my beer and keeping my mouth shut only nodding in agreement when
someone looked directly at me. When one finally asked me for my thoughts, so I began.....

I think everybody living west of main street are no more than a bunch of spineless cowards and we should never
trust them with any positions of trust or power from teachers to mayor.

Lots of shocked looks, a few giggles, why's that

If you look at the city map everybody west of main street is on the left, everybody east of main street is on the
right...we're the good people over here, they're all the evil ones over there

Rumblings started about how stupid I was talking, I ignored 'em

NO I'M DEAD SERIOUS......Tucker Carlson tells me everything I need to know about every single person who lives
west of main street, They're all pedophiles who only kill republican babies in pizza basements just to drink their
blood. Check out Hillary's Satanic website, she's got a chapter right here, plus none of them ever work for a living
they just live off my tax dollars and buy weed with food stamps. They always plead the fifth when in court, threw
a few more things in and finished with and every antifa over there tried to overthrow our Government Jan 6th. and
now they refuse to cooperate with the Jan 6th Committee.

Rumblings getting louder, so I go OK here's the point i'm trying to make, you asked me.....

I too watch Tucker all the time but not as much as I used to because I feel he stretches the truth at times, so I
challenge you guys to watch MSNBC in the evenings, not Rachel Maddow we all know she's a witch, but the 2 after her,
Lawrence O'Donnell or Stephanie Ruhle, try them out if you really really want the truth about what's going on in
world. That's what I do as an independent voter, I listen to both sides.

Now I expect a book report from each one of you next Friday, now let's talk something other than politics,
How's that new grandson Joe?

I'll never know what made me say all that but I got away with actually bad mouthing FQX in a red town and lived
to tell about it. If you feel others could use this idea and build upon it to fit their own situation, please hit the K&R
button. This worked great because I basically reminded them of the outlandish things FQX pours down on them.

And before anyone gets their panties ruffled, I tell them a lot of "white lies" to fit in in this red town, Rachel was
just one of them, I love her. And maybe the 2 that follow her will get new viewers.

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Monkeywrenching. cbabe Mar 2022 #1
A nod to Edward Abbey? timvrip Mar 2022 #14
Welcome to DU! KS Toronado Mar 2022 #23
Yes. Love Desert Solitaire. Reread every few years. cbabe Mar 2022 #32
Yep timvrip Mar 2022 #33
Have you ever asked them iemanja Mar 2022 #2
From my experience KS Toronado Mar 2022 #12
I think you went over there heads...just a thought....you should have asked if it was alright to turbinetree Mar 2022 #3
I tend to agree. The heavily indoctrinated do not find paradox, sarcasm, or complex ccomparison hlthe2b Mar 2022 #18
Honestly, our future depends a lot on people like you and a few of them Hoyt Mar 2022 #4
Ding ding ding! summer_in_TX Mar 2022 #5
Thank you Hoyt KS Toronado Mar 2022 #6
here's my line in the sand stopdiggin Mar 2022 #7
NEVER in my life have I ever had any positive thoughts about IQ4.5 KS Toronado Mar 2022 #10
I think you misinterpreted stopdiggin Mar 2022 #24
OK then, "you" in my post means YOU and YOU alone KS Toronado Mar 2022 #25
Thank you KS Toronado! calimary Mar 2022 #11
Great job, KS! SheltieLover Mar 2022 #15
I remember a dinner at my house mountain grammy Mar 2022 #29
Good for you KS Toronado Mar 2022 #31
Way to operate as an insurgent in a red conclave. brush Mar 2022 #8
+1, uponit7771 Mar 2022 #27
Comrade, you know our comrades - UTUSN Mar 2022 #9
Your comment gave me a belly laugh, thanks I needed one. KS Toronado Mar 2022 #28
I Ask Them One Question - Nane Something Republicans Have Done To Help DanieRains Mar 2022 #13
Good one KS Toronado Mar 2022 #30
Kicking for visibility SheltieLover Mar 2022 #16
If I were to try that, someone would surely eventually notice the heavily pinned voodo doll hlthe2b Mar 2022 #17
My FIL quit going to the VFW because he was sick of their politics Buckeyeblue Mar 2022 #19
I BeerBarrelPolka Mar 2022 #21
+1 Emile Mar 2022 #20
Good job, I am also sick and tired of Trump voters bullshit. fightforfreedom Mar 2022 #22
GQP sarcasm detectors are broken. lagomorph777 Mar 2022 #26
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