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[EarlG]

Well folks, it took a while but the hate mail has been backing up once again so it's time to get out the old plunger and flush some turds. Now, you may be wondering why it is that we publish the Mailbag so infrequently these days. The answer is pretty simple: who needs to hurl abuse at a liberal discussion forum when you can go on Twitter and Facebook and hurl abuse at THE ENTIRE WORLD?

Not only that but the social media revolution has just made everyone so darned lazy. Honestly, I could have filled up this edition of the Hate Mailbag with ten entries from ten different people that all said:

Subject: FUCK YOU

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Fortunately we do still have a handful of desperate losers who are capable of choking out a few paragraphs before they pass out (oddly, many of them still creepily fixated on Hillary Clinton) and so once again we have lovingly curated their effervescent missives here for your pleasure. While the identity of the senders has been protected for some reason, these are all REAL EMAILS sent to DU -- and don't forget, some of them are REAL NASTY, so before reading, please prepare yourselves for some pretty awful shit.

With that graphic content warning out of the way... enjoy!

CONSERVATURD THINKS DU WOULD BE BETTER WITH MORE CONSERVATURDS

Subject: DoverBluff

Figures. My inquiry has brought out the crickets.

I enjoy healthy debate by engaging with liberal Democrats on-line. Your website would be greatly improved and more popular if you guys refrain from censoring conservative Republicans.

But, since you’ve always refused that idea, I have no reason not to believe that you’re a bunch of cowards, preferring obnoxious like-minded progressives high 5-ing each other and dropping the F-bomb over spirited debate.

Your loss.

I MEAN LOOK AT THE KIND OF HEALTHY DEBATE WE COULD BE HAVING IF WE REFRAINED FROM CENSORING CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS

Subject: Review of website

Hi I visited your website democratic underground, I just want to let you know, your a fake piece of shit,I’m sick of my tax dollars going to welfare for lazy no good fucks that think the world should be given to them. your the scumbags leeching off people, Republicans are the ones who go out and make a good living and are successful, how dare you sit their and talk bad about republicans, outrageous

SO YOU'RE SAYING SLICK WILLY COULDN'T KEEP HIS PANTS ON HIS CORRUPT SLIME WIFE?

Subject: your stinking media

tell you company that trump is greatest president since washington, lincoln and reagan and you slick willy who couldn't keep his pants on his corrupt slime wife killary who is most evil in history of politics who when she lost tried to abolish electoral college which she has no right then tried to get her piglousy, fake pocahontas warren, fake socialist idiot sanders, and rich boy bloombert to destroy our constitution and now i hear killary has been ordered to go before a federal judge to explain her emails and i hope the judge busts her worthless behind and puts her in prison for life where she belongs!

YES I'M A DAMED PROUD DEPLORABLE AND TELL KILLARY TO DROP DEAD AND GO TO HELL!

I ALWAYS FIND THAT CITING THE TITLES OF PORN VIDEOS IS A GOOD WAY TO WIN AN ARGUMENT

Subject: Wrongful termination

Hello,

My hadle is "handle the truth".

I'm writing because I was banned for writing a message that attacked no group whatsoever. Someone gay basically said no pedophiles are homosexual, which I disagreed and said that pedophiles can be homosexual, bisexual, and heterosexual. Just how is that slandering anyone? Not only that, I pointed out in porn theres homosexual and heterosexual suggestions of pedophilia when titles say things like Dad with daughter or father with son. Do those titles Not hint of improper acts, such as pedophilia? It's one thing to be banned for harassment, but to be banned because someone is offended I didnt agree with them is completely wrong. After all, how is a forum supposed to function and convey opinions if one is supposed to agree with everything that is said? I would like my account to be reinstated. I can see if I was a troll harassing people, but I only made ONE post, which wasnt even a troll post.

CRAZY RIGHT? IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE A TOTAL DIPSHIT AHEAD OF TIME!

Subject: POSTING PRIVILEGES REVOKED

Dear DemocraticUnderground,

You're violating your own rules right at the BEGINNING by stalking me without even knowing me!
No reason to suspend my posting privileges since I didn't post anything yet!
I'm reading your posting and realize your PERSONAL ATTACKS ON PRESIDENT TRUMP making fun of him not to mention liberals bad attitude toward people who differ in opinion are attacked, labeled with all kind of ugly names and untrue statements, threatened, stalked, personally attacked, etc
Obviously your tolerance is for your tribe creatures only
Sorry to bother you
Keep doing what you're doing walking around with close eyes and stuffed ears
One day your illusion will crash just like your candidate and you'll ask yourself 'What Happened'
Till then keep marching advancing HillaryClinton's idea for glo BBC al BEHEADING OF THE INFIDELS, because you look and you see NOT what's PLAYED STRAIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES, HILLARY CLINTON IS DOING ISLAMIC REVOLUTION here in AMERICA AND THE WORLD

CRAZY RIGHT? IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE A TOTAL DIPSHIT AHEAD OF TIME! (PART 2)

Subject: You revoked my posting privileges

I registered under "CTLIB". I posted about 4 times and you revoked my posting privileges. I did NOTHING to get blocked. Maybe saying HRC was the WORST CANDIDATE EVER??? This is the second time you fucking idiots have done this. You are a bunch of spineless assholes, So as a farewell to you fucking idiots I want to tell all of you who run the DU site like a bunch of pussies to GO FUCK YOURSELVES. This is why you spineless fucks get called spineless fucks, because you are all a bunch of spineless fucks.

ER, DUDE, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAME CRYING TO US

Subject: Banned

So I was banned because I consider Lou Holtz a hero. How is this freedom of speech ban worthy?

I don’t have a heart full of hate like many of your posters. Your site is disrespectful and hateful which leads me to believe your want it to be that way.

Calling Lou Holtz a hero = banned
Saying Fuck Lou Holtz I Hate Him= we love you and keep posting.

Lol! It sucks to live in democratic misery. Liberal Tears are Scrumptious. Carry on.

UNSURE IF HATEMAIL OR LATEST OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

Subject: liberal idiots

Liberals and progressives are the biggest terrorist threats ths country faces over all terrorist groups out there.they make hitler look like a saint.obama and his cabnet belong in a cage for what they did to America.debra messing is a ugly freaky twit who looks like my dogs rear end.all liberals and progressives are terrorist pigs and should be treated as terrorist.hollywood is a bunch of whores and freaks.hopefully California falls into the ocean.throw out all immigrants for they are criminals,rapist and murders also are disease and insect infected. Build the wall build the wallterrorist groups are black lives matters,Antifa,splc and all groups affiliated with progressives and liberals.all radicals are islam,al Sharpton,jessy Jackson,louisboy farachan and anyone affiliated with Obama.liberal media such as nbc and affiliates,cbs and affiliates,cnn,and abc affiliates.DONALD TRUMP 2020 DONALD TRUMP2020.TRUE AMERICANS NEEDS TO STAND STRONG WITH DONALD TRUMP A TRUE AMERICAN AND PATRIOT NOT LIKE TRAITOR OBAMA AND HIS CULT KNOWN AS LIBERALS AND PROGRESSIVES

ONE ARTICLE A MONTH? YOU'RE TOO GENEROUS!

Subject: Contributing an article

I wanted to get in touch about becoming a contributing author to democraticunderground.com.

I run a website called MinuteManReview, which has been featured on websites like Ammoland and Guns.com.

I'm an active supporter of gun rights and work hard to counter the liberal bias of the MSM through my writings.

Writing for Minute Man Review takes up most of my time, but I estimate I'd be able to contribute about one article a month to a column to democraticunderground.com.

Let me know if you'd like me to send a sample your way and let's begin collaborating.

TROLL GETS TOSSED OFF

Subject: Revoked Privileges

So I get tossed off, but you allow a thread based on a right-wing Tweet Saying that Bernie Supporters say Trump is better than Biden. The hypocrisy emanating from you two as Admins is astonishing.

POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?

37 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Time expired
	The person who thinks our website would be greatly improved if he was on it
	6 (16%)
	The person who is sick of his tax dollars going to welfare for lazy no good fucks
	4 (11%)
	The person who thinks slick willy couldn't keep his pants on his corrupt slime wife
	4 (11%)
	The person who clearly spends a lot of time researching the titles of porn videos
	2 (5%)
	The person who thinks Hillary Clinton is doing Islamic revolution here in America and the world
	4 (11%)
	The person who did nothing to get blocked
	0 (0%)
	The person who says liberal tears are scrumptious, while sobbing into his keyboard
	11 (30%)
	The person who thinks all immigrants are criminals, rapist and murders
	1 (3%)
	The person who would love to help us counter the liberal bias of the MSM
	5 (14%)
	The person who got tossed off
	0 (0%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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