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"My client only voted twice to check whether election security really worked, your honor" [View all]
The Trump University Law School is breaking new ground in criminal defense!| 6 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited | |
| I was driving 120 mph in the school zone to check the accuracy of police radar | |
0 (0%) |
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| I pointed my gun at the bank-teller to help the bank check its alarm system | |
0 (0%) |
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| I hid two kilos of smack behind my van panels to check whether drug searches are effective | |
0 (0%) |
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| I cheated on my income tax to check whether the IRS can find cheats | |
2 (33%) |
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| I only kidnapped the little girl to check if the Amber Alert system works | |
0 (0%) |
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| I shot my family to check the paramedics' response time | |
0 (0%) |
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| I jumped over the White House fence with my Uzi to check Secret Service readiness | |
4 (67%) |
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| I set fire to my neighbor's garage to check whether the fire department could respond quickly | |
0 (0%) |
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