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In reply to the discussion: Blistering Op-ed: "Missouri's morons left those of the other 49 states in the dust" [View all]LiberalArkie
(15,715 posts)Somewhere in Missouri...
...That isn't St. Louis
But never you mind that.
People,
Somewhere,
Are having fun.
Thank God for Ray Hartmann,
And Restaurants Full Time.
They're on the case.
With the latest fun-detecting sonar,
And the blessing of the CDC,
(They do it for free),
Such fun shall be found,
And poo-pooed immediately.
How lucky are we,
To have these paragons watching over us.
Karens with keyboards, virtually phoning it in,
To the manager.
We should be grateful they do it.
Scions of safety that they are.
Always standing exactly 6 feet from one another...
And wearing their mask correctly...
Or gloves.
They wash their hands 20 times a day,
For us, the un-wash-ed.
And stay inside,
At all times.
Never venturing out,
They shoulder solitude in studio apartments,
For those of us with less claustrophobic tastes.
Truly they are perfect.
Truly they follow the WHOs guidelines at all times,
Lest one transgression,
As we've been told,
Infect countless millions of others,
Killing grandma and our pets in the process.
Thank you Ray.
Thank you Restaurants Full Time.
Thank you RFT staff.
You role models...
You Karens-of-the-keyboard...
You heroes.