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In reply to the discussion: Blistering Op-ed: "Missouri's morons left those of the other 49 states in the dust" [View all]Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)OK, on the beaches, they may be a bit more spread-out, but the idiot tourists are here in force. In the bars, restaurants, grocery stores, souvenir shops and well, pretty much everywhere.
Me? Im avoiding that whole area. Partly due to my generally avoiding the bloody tourists who descend on us like a swarm locusts. (They descend in huge numbers, strip the area of vegetation and other edibles/drinkables and then piss-off back to wherever-the-fuck they came from).
But also because Im at such high risk that I must forego getting sand between my toes for the time being. A sacrifice that seems reasonable.
If I could safely venture out into the virus-incubator areas, Id wear one of my favorite t-shirts which reads:
WELCOME TO FLORIDA. Now go home!
Perhaps the sane ones in the Ozarks could adapt that idea. It would give the Chamber of Commercialism apoplexy, and that might not be such a bad thing.