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In reply to the discussion: Blistering Op-ed: "Missouri's morons left those of the other 49 states in the dust" [View all]Moostache
(9,895 posts)28. New Rules - Missouri Edition
New Rule - First question if you attempt to enter an ER in a metropolitan area of Missouri, including St. Louis, Columbia, Kansas City, "were you in Lake of the Ozarks between May 18th and May 25th?" If the answer is "yes", your diagnosis for ANY emergency services is "return home and seek treatment in 21 days, if you are still alive".
Let these fuckers do what they want, but then shun them like lepers and if they survive 3 weeks of rugged individualism, then we may consider treating them, although they don't need anyone telling them what to do after all...
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Blistering Op-ed: "Missouri's morons left those of the other 49 states in the dust" [View all]
Mike 03
May 2020
OP
I cannot comprehend ignorance on this level.. It's hard to fathom so many people
Arkansas Granny
May 2020
#5
it's the limbaugh state. he told them cancer from smoking was a hoax, and COVID is just flu
certainot
May 2020
#55
Yes. I know folk who go there every summer weekend to PARTY! About 300 miles away.
Midnight Writer
May 2020
#12
Let's be fair. Morons from far and wide travel to the Ozarks to display their asshats.
IADEMO2004
May 2020
#7
It appears as if most of us have our own idiot cross to bear. Look at Michigan & the cowards
catbyte
May 2020
#25
If there is one thing that will save us from the future of "Idiocracy" or "The Marching Morons",...
LudwigPastorius
May 2020
#26