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Danmel

(4,962 posts)
Thu May 16, 2019, 10:26 PM May 2019

Sharing an incredible post from a friend about Alabama [View all]


Dear Holy Rolling Republican Legislators,

Hey, it's me. Host body with uterus. I wanted to check in and see if we could get a clear definition on this whole "sanctity of life" thing you're talking about. Since you say that life is sacred, I wanted to see if we could agree on the following:

- Will you ensure that my host body gets the prenatal care it needs to make sure this embryo grows into a healthy fetus?
- Will you ensure that my host body gets paid family leave, so that I can care for the baby you said I had to have, no matter what?
-Will you ensure that my baby will be able to see a doctor after it leaves my host body?
-Will you ensure that my baby can breathe clean air and drink clean water, after my host body isn't providing its oxygen and isn't providing its milk?
-Will you make sure my baby has quality childcare and early childhood education? Because my host body sometimes has to go to work, to feed us.
-Will you provide a quality K-12 education? Because my host body can't teach that kid chemistry.
-Will you create a safe society, where my child won't have to be afraid of getting shot? Where they don't have to do lockdown drills in their pre-school classroom? Because who'd want to leave my host body for a world like this?
-Will my kid be able to go to college and get a good education, so they don't grow up to believe that women are just fucking host bodies meant for bearing children, and perhaps they read some books other than the Bible? Like maybe even some history. Or science. Or fiction that isn't the Bible.

Here are some other questions I have:
-What if that kid is black? Or brown? Will their lives matter?

What if that kid is Muslim? Or Jewish? Or atheist? Will their non Christian beliefs be protected by you?

What if they're LGBTQ? Will they be treated equally under the law?

What if they're a migrant child at the border? A refugee? Are they fully human and whole in your eyes?

Hmm. What's that? Hard no to all of those? Oh, so let me get this straight. You're not pro life. Because you don't give a damn what happens to the kid after they leave my host body. You just want to hand them some teeny tiny bootstraps and wish them the best of luck pulling themselves up.

So let's be clear. This isn't about the "sanctity of life". It's a bill that's designed to legislatively fingerbang my uterus. See, in science, that's what we call the spot where the fetus grows. (It's not a host body.)

Well, guess what. Me and my "host body" are gonna rise up and push back against your holy roller laws. We women with our "host bodies" have done it before and we're gonna do it again. And we're gonna come at you with our big words spelled correctly, and our facts, and our lawyers, and we're gonna fight you tooth and nail. So get ready to get your pearl clutching, hypocritical asses out of my bedroom, my uterus, and my doctor's office. Because you weren't invited. And you're not welcome. This "host body" is ready for the fight.

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Totally excellent. UTUSN May 2019 #1
Addendum: Here's a post by DUer Red Pest, similarly brilliant re: liberalism and Choice UTUSN May 2019 #9
Off to the Greatest Page with this Hekate May 2019 #2
+1000 smirkymonkey May 2019 #3
K & R as Bigly as I can. NoMoreRepugs May 2019 #4
Hell yes! sheshe2 May 2019 #5
I want to send this to everyone I know! K & R Stonepounder May 2019 #6
K&R! dchill May 2019 #7
The answer to all of the questions is NO! BigmanPigman May 2019 #8
This is the 2nd time in 50 years we've had to fight for reproductive rights. dixiegrrrrl May 2019 #16
Misogynists likely have to resort to BigmanPigman May 2019 #19
Wow Leith May 2019 #10
Just WOW! pazzyanne May 2019 #11
👏🏾 Righteous 👏🏾 BlancheSplanchnik May 2019 #12
K & R!!! 50 Shades Of Blue May 2019 #13
Clue to these so-called Christians wryter2000 May 2019 #14
There's an admonition against spilling your seed on barren ground... robbob May 2019 #24
LOL wryter2000 May 2019 #34
Good farming advice SCVDem May 2019 #35
Holy shitstorm. That has some real power that builds to a crescendo. rusty quoin May 2019 #15
Your friend is da bomb, as the kids used to say. Leghorn21 May 2019 #17
I am so sending this tou to a few thousand people.... Rosco T. May 2019 #18
Pro-life is a myth. keithbvadu2 May 2019 #20
Rethugs are only interested in retaining power for corporate interests by.... KY_EnviroGuy May 2019 #28
Religion and politics use each other to gain power and wealth. keithbvadu2 May 2019 #31
Yeah, sure Alabama is MarcoZandrini May 2019 #21
ask "them" if they care . . . Rambling Man May 2019 #22
They are Xians... They took Christ out of Christian n/t JustFiveMoreMinutes May 2019 #23
You can be damn sure one these bama' senators will be caught with a prostitute. Crowman2009 May 2019 #25
Republicans are Pro-Control and Sanctity of Their Life. N/t Guilded Lilly May 2019 #26
I sent this to my daughters. AJT May 2019 #27
I would love to AirmensMom May 2019 #29
Yes, she gave permission to share Danmel May 2019 #32
Here's how they think Cartoonist May 2019 #30
No, they don't. Sorry, not sorry. But they don't. GoneOffShore May 2019 #38
Bookmarking that one! Butterflylady May 2019 #33
and hopefully CDerekGo May 2019 #36
Yes. Her name is Shoshana. Danmel May 2019 #43
Saving, bookmarking, and posting on FB. GoneOffShore May 2019 #37
Excellent post!! Lotus54 May 2019 #39
Please feel free to share Danmel May 2019 #42
I wish I could rec this more than once. 11 Bravo May 2019 #40
I will Danmel May 2019 #41
this is brilliant. barbtries May 2019 #44
Please feel free to share Danmel May 2019 #45
is there a name for attribution? barbtries May 2019 #46
If the ears are repug, this falls on DEAF ears. Ferrets are Cool May 2019 #47
I would add one thing: if the baby is born handicapped will it be treated demigoddess May 2019 #48
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