Representative Van Drew is a pustular sphincter whose mouth oozes shit. n/t

I sure misread Lauren Boobert. I thought she was spending a lot of time hiking

up her dress to keep her tits in. Silly me. She was flopping them out for her beau to grab handfuls like he was at the finger food station at Golden Corral.

Orange Shitler is a big Putin fan. Maybe he will let Putin's mechanics work on his ugly ass plane.

The Defendant. Every time. Simple, humiliating and concise. There would be no question who we are

talking about and it would have the added benefit of pissing trum* all the way off, especially if the press started referring to him like that. Don’t even say his name.

Ayman called Ari out!! Epic, "six minutes until the first rap reference." Give it a rest Ari.

Mother's boy could read you your colonoscopy results and sound preachy. The smarmiest holier

than thou shit in politics…Jesus I despise that asshat.

Fani Willis is still waiting, Orange Foolius. And Mr.Smith is going back to Washington

to drop the other federal shoe on your skag ass.

European history was one of my fields. Yeah... that's the ticket. I was doing research.

Damn. Every picture of the documents looks like it was taken in a 17th century French whorehouse.

All that gaudy, cheesy gold detail. Shitbird Donald is trash. Painting the walls with gold accent doesn’t take the trash out.

Boycotting CNN has been really productive. I tape MSNBC from 3-6 and 7-11. I had been missing Joy

Reid, but i really enjoy her, increasingly more than Chris “like…like….like” as a nervous speech impediment Hayes. She has a searing wit, not unlike Nicolle Wallace. I wish Nicolle was on premium cable, because I am convinced that the delicate flower that is Nicolle can curse with the best of us.