In every relationship ,there is a person who stacks the dishwasher.

Like a Scandinavian architect and one who is like a raccoon on meth.

Just read this and I thought my wife was definitely the Scandinavian architect.

Thinking of canned corn beef potatoes and cabbage today

KISS me I’m Scott’s Irish / polish Ukrainian and 100% a brother of a Boog the chocolate lab we should do 23 and me I tell the Boog.

I went on a date last night with a woman who works at the local zoo

She’s a keeper

Breakfast this morning I'm not trying to hijack Irisblue thread.

Coffee then I remembered yesterday I bought Girl Scout cookies in my defense I only meant to have a few peanut butter Pattie’s.
My furry crew had one each and they then watched me snack on several, they were probably thinking here we go once again man is being greedy.

Boog the chocolate lab is stressing out.

18 ripped up old bread tossed it in front yard for the birds Man boys feeding our snacks to those birds. Chocolate asshole is whining looking out the window leaning on the couch watching the yard and the bread.

Sometimes I used to wake up grumpy

And other times I used to just let her sleep in.

Trying to recreate Zapiekanka tonight my grandmother used to make this.

I diced up onion’s mushrooms fresh garlic sautéed them sliced open a couple hoagie rolls I bought from pizza place.

Add onion’s garlic and mushrooms on top of rolls then I used a Gouda and baked it till melted looks like what Babcia used to make us tastes ok kind like polish pizza.

If Dunc pup had a record that would be his soundtrack as he is in love with my niece.

It would be infinity by journey my dear wife loved that album so on way bed last night. I stopped asked Dunc hey as he laid on his back in bed next to my niece. I asked him Dunc remember me the man we used to hang out and cuddle why you used to sleep with me pal , I went in rubbed his tummy.

He’s like I love you man but we’re in a committed cuddling relationship I just think it is hilarious. Yesterday we the boys Dunc I went for walk and he was having great time, and when we got home he jumps on sectional with my niece let’s out a groan of pleasure I’m back my dear.

Elevator music sucks on so many levels

Do not major in history in college I told my boys

There is no future in it.