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Duncanpup

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September 19, 2021

I don't need google my wife knows everything

Morning Du having coffee with MRS Duncanpup and at this moment we have two golden retrievers and chocolate lab trying to Jedi mind trick the man into giving up peanut butter toast , yes I know never watch the empire strikes back with the dogs.
Be safe and to those you love.

September 18, 2021

Covid recovering ,Pabst beer and cigarettes for a old goat sergeant major.

I’m laughing old soldiers.My friend is on the upswing from Covid , I received a text this morning after I woke up from a night shift nap. I heard my wife as I was making coffee she said unbelievable I asked what as she was reading it on my phone , look what ray sent you.

Now ray is retired army I met him maybe 98 at airborne association dinner and we been friends ever since.

Sgt major - Hey can you do me a favor and pick me up a case of PBR and carton of cigarettes. I’ll leave the cash in my mailbox and the beer on porch I’ll get it after you leave.

My wife saying I wouldn’t do it he doesn’t need alcohol or cigarettes he is 70 years old.
I’m thinking my wife is absolutely right then yet he was vaccinated it was a breakthrough case. and he is thirsty for beer so he is on the upswing , I’m thinking the north Vietnamese army could not kill him at ripcord and Covid didn’t take him out, yes I’ll do it why not I just find humor.

September 17, 2021

If mooching bacon was a competition in sporting dog class

I think we may take home a ribbon or two, I told the guys this morning on the two golden retriever floofs and the chocolate lab. Look at the intensity all three of them have locked on to their prey bacon watching every bite you take from your breakfast plate. I ask the furry domestic wolves who in the hell invited you three to breakfast.

September 17, 2021

Talking with a nurse practitioner about the Covid vaccine

I stopped yesterday to pick up negative Covid results that the school needs for our sixteen year old son to return today. And the nurse practitioner in us talking commented in remembering her childhood, when they came to her school to give the polio vaccine she either mentioned vaccine in salt or sugar cubes. She said that nobody complained the parents were ok in what she remembers and today we have mass ignorance.

September 13, 2021

The U.S.is 53% full vaccinated and 21% fully dewormed.

Just read this on Twitter

September 12, 2021

The first failed half ass retriever meeting went well

Two goldens and a chocolate lab three hundred twenty pounds of dogs. Standing looking at the man mooching life cereal , the opening ceremonies was the throwing of the tennis ball from the kitchen bar and was totally ignored by all three failed retrievers as the boys were eating sticky buns. Their motto is will retrieve later sticky buns first.

September 11, 2021

Anyone like to start a support group of failed retrievers

Labs or golden retrievers any kind of retriever that doesn’t retrieve. They actually are takers or get anything and then want to play keep away, example our sixteen month old golden retriever pup Duncan he was playing keep away. With a feminine pad and my wife hollering bring that back here , it’s a game as soon as pup knows you want whatever he took.

Then dunk drops the feminine pad next to me on back porch. I told my wife he’s thinking lady buys stupid squeak toys man , they have no squeaker in them.

September 11, 2021

I'm in good mood today reason the military is in garrison

No more deployments no more KIA or WIA it is over. Yes we can remember the murdered on this day , yet it was perverted by W bush and Cheney into invading Iraq.

September 9, 2021

Trump desantis 2024 I heard a dude say that in lunchroom last night

A rant , this is a new hire after he said that , I thought yea I’m not gonna talk casual with this guy we will only speak about work assignments. He has 30 days probation then he has to join teamsters to work. This morning on punch out he said have good day I just can’t , I have no problem if we don’t get along we don’t speak it’s not popularity contest. I’m sure others have filled him in how I operate only really hang with my own people other dinosaurs . Yet trump desantis you already showed me your lacking in morals or empathy.

Amazing in my local the amount of young repigs, it’s a semi rural area.

September 8, 2021

Never trust a atom , they makeup everything

Morning du saw this on Twitter, home done with third shift having coffee have good day.

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