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September 7, 2019

Trump the Welfare King

Sing it high, sing it low.

He IS the Welfare State.

September 2, 2019

Phone call just now between Georgia Gov Kemp and GA DOT Commissioner...

Commish: Sir, Hurricane Dorian looks like it's going to skirt the Georgia Coast, and move along the seaboard. We’ve taken all the precautions you advised, and have followed all the required protocols.

Kemp: Great. Now what about the salt trucks?

Commish: Salt trucks, sir?

Kemp: Yeah, them salt trucks. Let’s get’um rollin’ on the major interstate highways and such. Ain’t no storm gonna yank my approval numbers!

Commish: Sir. Salt trucks? Why?

Kemp: Hell, buddy! For the freezin’ rain! I gotta spell it out for ya?

June 25, 2019

I think the term "Redacted Bible" needs to become a thing.

That's really what the religious evangelical right is doing - x'ing out the content that gives them discomfort or is at odds with their beliefs.

March 27, 2019

Only a Death Squad would repeal without replacing ACA.

That's the narrative Dems should be using.

March 24, 2019

I am so thoroughly disgusted.

There is something here so fucking wrong. Analogies fail me - I just can't believe how fucked up the republicans have made this country to get to this point, and somehow ignore all the crap.

The crap - there's so much of it. It's in the street for all to see. It's in the yard, the sidewalk, the driveway, everywhere. It's so damn obvious. We don't even need Cheech and Chong to tell us it's shit.

And Guiliani, "The result is better than expected." What the hell were you expecting, idiot??

URGH! (%$&)$$*&^@_)

February 22, 2019

If the argument is that a sitting President can't be indicted because his duties are too demanding..

let trump demonstrate and defend his schedule satisfies the argument.

Let's go over his executive time, excessive golfing trips. No oval office sitter has ever done less day-to-day. Make him prove he doesn't have the time to defend himself.

December 12, 2018

Since Trump can't get Mexico to pay for the wall, he wants to shut down the US Government.

If my car breaks down, I'll take a sledgehammer to my neighbor's moped.
If I catch a cold, I won't pay my phone bill.
If I don't get what I ordered in my fast food bag, I'll cut down my other neighbor's shrubs.

Sorry for being so random, though it was fun coming up with wtf statements - makes as much sense as Indy#1.

November 11, 2018

If trump can't attend ceremonies in the rain, because of his hair...

...maybe it's time for a haircut.

Problem solved.

October 3, 2018

Lindsey Graham is just a pathetic excuse for a human being.

I called his Washington office, asked if it's too late for them to buy his soul back.

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