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State Trivia Question

The name of one western state is a question. The name of a neighboring state is an answer to that question. What are the states?

Wolf

Happy Leif Eriksson Day to everybody.

Today is Leif Eriksson day. Have some torsk.

Wolf.

Tomorrow, September 20 is Talk Like A Parrot Day

Saturday, September 21 is Talk Like Pauley Perrette Day.

Saturday, September 28 is Caturday.

Wolf

2 Great Job Refusal Lines. Does anybody have others.

Not everybody wants every job. Here are two fine refusal lines.

Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck, the last German general to surrender in WW1 was offered the post of ambassador to Great Britain by Adolf Hitler. His answer "Go fuck yourself."

David M. (last name omitted for privacy's sake. He's a former co worker) was offered a job writing publicity for Yakubu Gowon, then dictator of Nigeria. Dave was a partisan of Biafra. His answer, "Tell the African Hitler the only thing I will take from him is his life."

Does anyone else have some?

Wolf

Mike Pence's father was named Spencer Pence

Spence Pence was a fymp farmer, and was the last fymp farmer in Ynjanny to use a squishlsquumpulator. All of the other fymp farmers used ralfrs to break up the staincque on their fields, but he kept to the squishlsquumpulator, despite the fact it broke more fymps than a ralfr would.

Wolf

Line from the Theme Song Guess the Show.

No I'm not red Dog.

1: "Why don't you get things started? It's time to get things started!" (answered)

2: "Then one day he was shootin' at some food." (answered)

3: "Friendly faces everywhere. Humble folks without temptation" (answered)

4: "And that's Uncle Joe, he's a movin' real slow." (answered)

5: "I don't care. I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me." (answered)

6: "Though it may seem quite absurd, I've got an ache in my jerd."

7: "Be kind to your web footed friends." (answered)

8: "Moon River, Wider than a mile." (answered)

9: "Welcome back, to the same old place that you laughed about." (answered)

10: "I get allergic smelling hay." (answered.)

11: "No one you see, is smarter than he." (answered)

Wolf

What is it about buns?

It seems half the men and women who have hair are wearing buns. I've seen buns on animals too, except rabbits, who are already bun-buns. WTH?

Wolf

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't give squat about Game of Thrones?

I never watched it. I don't care about the characters and the plot. I'm sick of hearing about it. And no, I don't click on the threads that mention it.

Wolf

The Commander of tRump's New Space Force

An experienced astronaut and leader.



Captain Link Hogthrob.

Wolf