MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalI would like to thank Kali for being so supportive while I'm in the hospital.
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I have underwear that's 35 years old, but today I'm wearing new underwear. Well...
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... it's new to me.
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I'm flying to the bathroom,...intestinal storm,......serious turbulence,.....and,........
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... THERE'S A CAT ON THE SEAT!!!!!
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"Seduced"
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"I know it only happens
when I'm nappin'...
noddin' in a reverie
til I find myself a woman
who wouldn't mind seducin'...
startin' from the moment
that we've been introduced.
I'd like to find a woman
who wouldn't mind seducin'
me."
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One of my favorite musicians... a multi-talented multi-instrumentalist Man of Mystery.
I saw him live in a trio in the late 80's and he was amazing!!!
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MFM update
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Thank you again, everybody!!!
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Still in the hospital -- they're not real clear on what's causing the overwhelming weakness and
breathing probs I'm experiencing, but for now they're treating me symptomatically and going
through a lot of tests.
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For those of you who don't know, I've got CHF (congestive heart failure) with A-fib/A-flutter
(which means that my heart sometimes doesn't PUMP fully... it "flutters" and instead of a
strong stream of blood moving along, I get ripples which aren't enough to fully oxygenate
my system).
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There are things they and I can do to maximize what potential that I do have, but there
are also factors that can interfere with that.
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Plus my obsessive, yet strangely healthy love/lust for hospital-based tagteam bedbaths
(TTBB). Never underestimate the significance of THAT factor.
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One of my nurses from last night is really cute and had been having a bad night with
another patient. She has one of the prettiest voices I've ever heard and I let her know
that -- explaining how and why one of my favorite words is "mellifluous" (with all the
meanings that the word encompasses). She blushed and fanned herself and seriously
told me that I had just given her goosebumps.
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Flat on my back and incapable of walking across the room without gasping for air
right now and I am STILL dangerous.
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You would all do well to remember that.
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It turns out Young MiddleFingerMom was mistaken. However, he DID perfect it.
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Party on, MiddleFingerMom!!! ... ... ... ... Party on, dude!!!
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Why there are no Buddhist gamers:
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Finally, a believable explanation for Stonehenge:
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Well... bacon. Let's not forget bacon.
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
