MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalDAMMIT!!!!! Why don't they just go back where they came from?!?!?!?
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Your car is German.
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Your vodka is Russian.
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Your pizza is Italian.
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Your burrito is Mexican.
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Your democracy is Greek.
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Your coffee is Brazilian.
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Your tea is Tamil.
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Your shirt is Indian.
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Your oil is Saudi Arabian.
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Your electronics are Chinese.
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Your numbers are Arabic.
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Your letters are Latin.
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And you complain that
your neighbors are immigrants.
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STFU.
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What do you use for an artificial sweetener?
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All the hospital has is Sweet-and-Low (BLECHH -- bitter!) I use Splenda -- but it's not very sweet.
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Is stevia "sugary"? How about others?
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MFM cooperates FULLY with his doctors' treatment plans... unless they're unreasonable assholes.
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MiddleFingerMom -- "master" of the menage a uns:
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At his wedding ceremony, MiddleFingerMom was the one with the long flowing train.
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Make-up Application 101: (DIAL-UP WARNING)
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Power Ranger power nappin' -- "IT'S MORPHINE TIME!!!"
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College students on breaks going home for Mom's cooking experience some significant culture shock.
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5-pound MFMball removed from tiger
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Ironically, if they weren't so big, MFM never would have been taunting the tiger with them in the first place.
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
