MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalIt's 2013 -- WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FLYING CAR!!!!!
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The 5-second rule -- Cool/Uncool:
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Why there are no cat pilots:
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Why there are no cat flight attendants:
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Thanks for your help, everyone... I've decided on a blender.
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An Oster "Cube" -- cheap at $24. In its description, they claimed it was good at crushing ice for
a SMOOTH smoothie (we'll see) and that it could be used for chopping (part of the reason I want
a blender again is that I used to use cooked Italian sausage as the base instead of ground beef --
but the sausage must also be of a ground texture).
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Ordered it and should have it within the next week -- a honeydew milkshake is on my near horizon!!!
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MFM marches in every Tucson parade as the goat-god Pan, but is mistaken for the goat-god STOCKPOT.
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MiddleFingerMom will NEVER drop acid and go bar-hopping again.
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I bet they just plumb run outta alcohol by 9:45... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... AM.
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"Cats rule and dogs drool" -- the trophy:
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Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
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