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MiddleFingerMom

MiddleFingerMom's Journal
MiddleFingerMom's Journal
January 6, 2012

A Typical Day in the Typical Life of a Typical DU Couple:

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January 6, 2012

The coolest hood ornament ever. EVER!!!

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January 6, 2012

Your common ordinary stereotypical Fox viewer:

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January 6, 2012

You can't tell the players without a scorecard -- the 2012 U.S. Terrorist Identification Chart:

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January 6, 2012

Like everyone else, MFM has the dream of falling & he wakes JUST before he hits the ground.

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But, UNLIKE everybody else... things just go, um... downhill from there.
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January 6, 2012

That rumor that MFM couldn't get a date for his prom? Here's an old pic of her to disprove that.

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MFM misses his Gamma-Gamma.
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January 6, 2012

After the asskicking Justin endured for blowing out "her" candles...

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... people just naturally understood and agreed that ALL birthdays
were "Skittles' birthdays".
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January 6, 2012

Perhaps OSHA regulations DO go a leetle bit overboard from time-to-time.

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January 6, 2012

It's our fault dogs misunderstand & panic when they hear their best friends are "going to sleep".

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January 6, 2012

I don't think you've added NEAR enough tuna to that dish.

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