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Rhiannon12866's JournalStephen Colbert: Guest Cynthia Erivo Could Become The Youngest EGOT Ever
The beloved actor and Broadway star, who plays the title role in a new film about the life of Harriet Tubman, could become the youngest person ever to achieve EGOT status if this performance earns her an Oscar.
Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/30/19
White House Intentionally Left Words Out Of The Trump-Ukraine TranscriptCongressional testimony from Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman directly contradicted President Trump's claim that he released a word-for-word transcript of his "perfect" call with Ukraine's leader.
Trump Pleads For "Rupublicans" To Defend Him Against "Infair" Impeachment
The President wasted no time on spell checking when he took to Twitter to whine about the "infair" impeachment process and to urge his "Rupublican" backers to stay firm in his defense.
Joe Biden: It's Time We Put A Pet Back In The White House
Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden celebrated #NationalCatDay by posing for a photo with his dog, a German Shepherd named Major.
How We Improved Apple's AirPods Headphones
When we considered redesigning the AirPods we had one revolutionary idea in mind: how can we take something small and easy to lose, and make it more expensive?
Seth Meyers - Republicans Compare Impeachment to "a Horror Movie": A Closer Look
Seth takes a closer look at the House preparing for a formal vote to authorize the impeachment inquiry into President Trump and Republicans comparing their situation to “a horror movie.”
Seth Meyers: Halloween Frights with Late Night's Amber Ruffin
Amber Ruffin warns kids gathered around a campfire of some of the world’s scariest modern terrors, like kale and Trump supporters.
Seth Meyers: President Trump and Melania Host Trick-or-Treaters at The White House - Monologue 10/29
Whistleblower Mildred Mildew on the Royal Oaks Community Garden Scandal
Mildred Mildew visits Seth Meyers to voice her concerns about the scandal behind the crowning of this year’s Royal Oaks Community Garden Flower King.
The Daily Show: Sean Spicer Plays Dirty on Dancing with the Stars
Despite being a terrible dancer, Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer still hasn’t been voted off Dancing with the Stars, and his right-wing fans, including Trump, may be to blame.
The Daily Show: Tackling Trump's Attacks on Vindman - Between the Scenes
Trevor reflects on the cynical strategy employed by President Trump's defenders and unpacks a right-wing conspiracy theory that Col. Alexander Vindman is a Ukrainian spy.
How to Spot a Terminator
How do you spot a Terminator? The Daily Show’s Ronny Chieng asks Terminator: Dark Fate stars Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger and Gabriel Luna.
Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/29/19
Unlike Donald Trump, Alexander Vindman's Character Is UnimpeachableThe President and his GOP allies are seeking to cast doubt on the testimony of Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, who is a first hand witness to Trump's quid pro quo call with the Ukrainian leader.
Donald And Melania Trump Hosted A Spooky Halloween Party
The President and First Lady did their best to make sure the White House Halloween party was as creepy as possible.
Meanwhile... It's Spooky
It's Halloween, which means just for tonight, Meanwhile is dressing up as "Halloweenwhile."
The Trump Impeachment Moves To Prime Time
House Democrats may soon begin televising impeachment inquiry proceedings in primetime.
Trump Claims World Series Fans Want to Lock Him Up in White House for Doing Excellent Job
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that he was “incredibly moved by their support,” Donald J. Trump said on Monday that fans at Game 5 of the World Series expressed their strong desire to see him locked up in the White House for doing such an excellent job as President.
“Out of nowhere, they just started chanting,” Trump told reporters at the White House. “They really want to see me locked up for another four years.”
Trump said that he was surprised by the passionate and urgent nature of the chanting directed toward him. “Despite all the things that the fake media has said about me, these people know what an amazing job I’ve done,” he said. “They really want to lock me up and never let me go.”
Noting that the Constitution allows a President to serve only two terms, Trump said, “That’s a real shame, because the way those people were chanting, I think they’d like to see me locked up for the rest of my life.”
He added that he hoped his archnemesis, former President Barack Obama, was watching the World Series on television to witness “the unbelievable support I got from that crowd.”
“Obama was President for eight years, and he never heard anyone chant ‘lock him up,’ ” Trump said. “What a loser.”
Short article, no more at link: 
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-claims-world-series-fans-want-to-lock-him-up-in-white-house-for-doing-excellent-job
Photograph by Tasos Katopodis / AFP / Getty
Seth Meyers: Hey! Trump Allies Attack Lt. Col. Vindman
Seth has some strong words for the critics attacking decorated Iraq War veteran, Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, for testifying in the impeachment inquiry.
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