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Rhiannon12866's JournalSeth Meyers - Trump and GOP Allies Try to Out Ukraine Whistleblower: A Closer Look
Seth takes a closer look at the president and his allies trying to out the Ukraine whistleblower while one of Trumps own appointees admits there was a quid pro quo.
Seth Meyers - Roger Stone's Trial Begins - Monologue - 11/5/19
Ya Burnt: Couples Costumes, Podcasts
Seth sizzles through a list of topics and fires sick burns at some deserving subjects, like the middle urinal.
Bad Sponsors: Family-Sized Toilets, Just the Juice Vienna Sausages
Sometimes Late Night takes on some ill-advised sponsors, like mass knuckles.
The Daily Show: Wall Street Is Afraid of Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warrens surge in the polls has CEOs and the super-wealthy scrambling to contend with her plans of increasing corporate accountability and taxes on the rich.
Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and Trevor Noah watch Trump's 'no quid pro quo' defense crumble
"I don't want to get out over my skis here, but I'm beginning to think this Donald Trump fellow might get impeached," Stephen Colbert said on Tuesday's Late Show. "The Democrats keep releasing these transcripts, and the evidence is pretty damning in that it's exactly what we already knew." Tuesday's transcript drop had a bonus feature: updated testimony from Gordon Sondland, President Trump's ambassador to the European Union. "Sondland's original testimony was pretty good for Trump," Colbert said so good, in fact, Trump tweeted Sondland's "no quid pro quo" assertion.
"Well, today, Sondland 'amended' his testimony much the same way that Sherman 'amended' Atlanta," Colbert said. "And it turns out, yes quid pro quo." Testimony from other witnesses "refreshed" Sondland's "recollection about certain conversations," he read. "Specifically, Sondland now recalls that he told a top Ukrainian official that the country likely would not receive American military aid that had been appropriated by Congress unless it publicly committed to the investigations President Trump wanted. That is game, set, match," and Sondland added to Trump's woes by acknowledging he "assumed" Trump pushing Ukraine to investigate Biden was "illegal."
"Wow, so this guy's just revising the testimony he gave under oath?" Trevor Noah marveled at The Daily Show. "We can't even edit our tweets, but this guy's walking into Congress, just like, 'Oh, you said quid pro quo? I thought you said squid pro quo.'" Honestly, "I feel bad for Sondland, because he was the first to testify," Noah said. "And he probably thought everyone else was gonna have his back and also say there was not quid pro quo, but then instead everyone snitched on him."
Sondland's revised memory is "a major plot twist in this ongoing quid pro quo show today," Jimmy Kimmel agreed on Kimmel Live. "Gee, I wonder what jogged his memory? Maybe he started taking those Omega 3 supplements or something? They say those are very effective against perjury. So it turns out it was a quid pro quo, which we already knew but now know which means our president might not be telling the truth. I know, I'm disappointed in him, too." Watch below:
Peter Weber
Watch videos at link (and in V&M): https://theweek.com/speedreads/876678/stephen-colbert-jimmy-kimmel-trevor-noah-watch-trumps-no-quid-pro-quo-defense-crumble
Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 11/5/19
Gordon Sondland, Fearing Perjury Charges, Amends His Ukraine TestimonyThe U.S. Ambassador to the European Union, Gordon Sondland, had originally testified that there was no quid pro quo in Trump's dealings with Ukraine. Upon hearing that his State Department colleagues had testified otherwise, Sondland's recollection suddenly changed.
"Read The Transcript" Is Trump's Latest Rallying Cry
We DID read the transcript. That's where we found out about Trump pressuring Ukraine to dig up dirt on Joe Biden.
Meanwhile... Is It OK To Say "OK, Boomer"?
Meanwhile... Is it problematic for people to say "OK, Boomer" as a way to tease older folks on social media?
Listen To Donald Trump Jr.'s New Audiobook
Visit Audible and download "Triggered" today. You'll feel as if you're in the room with Donald Trump Jr.!
Stephen Colbert: Guest Senator Amy Klobuchar
Sen. Amy Klobuchar On Her Duty As A Juror In A (Potential) Trump Impeachment TrialSen. Amy Klobuchar returns to The Late Show to discuss the solemn duty she and her Senate colleagues face as they prepare for a possible impeachment trial of President Trump.
Sen. Amy Klobuchar Lists Her Progressive Policy Goals
Climate change, gun safety and immigration reform legislation, including a path to citizenship, are among the top policy priorities for Sen. Amy Klobuchar as she competes for the Democratic nomination for President.
Seth Meyers: Guest Gloria Steinem Says Feminism Hasn't Changed Since the '60s
Gloria Steinem talks about her new book, modern feminism and going undercover at the Playboy Mansion.
Gloria Steinem Explains How Men Can Benefit from Feminism
Gloria Steinem talks about the benefits of feminism for men, the state of print journalism and the 2020 election.
Seth Meyers - President Trump Is Moving to Florida - Monologue - 11/4/19
Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Gloria Steinem
There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, so Gloria Steinem and his writers stop by to help him out.
The Daily Show: The Invaluable Work of California's Inmate Firefighters
Inmate firefighters are a vital part of keeping Californias growing number of wildfires under control, but arent paid adequately or permitted to keep firefighting post-prison. Smokey Bear weighs in on the situation.
The Daily Show: Today in Obama Scandal History - The Marine Umbrellas
Okay sure but one time Barack Obama asked a marine to hold an umbrella for him.
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