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Mr. Scorpio

Mr. Scorpio's Journal

October 1, 2014

Bad advice: Share yours

- Always say the first thing that pops into your head, don't bother thinking about it beforehand. Everyone will appreciate how candid you are.

- The best time to procrastinate is right before you procrastinate. It's like a doppler effect.

- Try to mix your metaphors like you would toss a salad.

- A stitch in time can repair the fabric of space.

- Leap before you look and appreciate all of the newly discovered scenery on your way down,

Your turn now.

October 1, 2014