I hereby petition to rename Friday as "Ridiculous Shit Day"

It seems that whenever this day comes around, we're always having to contend with a boatload of ridiculous shit.

Covering his own ass...

From here on out, that's what Trump is going to use the power of the pardon for.

Pardoning Arpaio is just a test drive.

Basically, every decision that Trump will make will be the wrong one...

Simply because, whenever someone gives him any advice to do the right thing, he'll automatically think that he knows better than that person giving some advice and then he'll decide to do the exact opposite.

It works especially for people whom he detests... Like anyone who's smarter and more popular than he is. His insecurity demands trying to show up such people. There's no thought behind his trying to erase President Obama's legacy, there's only his own jealousy of Barack Obama.

He doesn't care who he hurts or harms... He's ready to deflect all blame to other people. No one matters except himself. The people who voted for him in the Gulf area will learn this lesson very, very soon. And this is only the beginning.

This is why he literally the worst person ever to sit in the Oval Office.

FDT.

When the history is written...

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If you're out and about during today's eclipse...

...Enjoying and admiring this rare celestial event and you happen to notice several people acting panicky as the moon passes before the sun, don't worry... They're just RWNJs.

Really fuck with them and mention to them that God has judged America harshly by electing Donald Trump and he's giving us all a warning to take him out of office, or else he'll steal the sun away permanently.

They'll love that.

Anyway, have fun, be safe and FDT.

I'm just going to leave this right here for future reference...

Black People Cannot Be Racist - Dr. Claud Anderson