Can I have both?

I LOVED that takedown of Little Tucker and Laura Mean-Girl.

But that wasn’t the best one.

The best shade of them all involved “he-who-was-not-named”. Who got left out? Didn’t even rate a mention? Big-ass monster-ego self-anointed “first trump whisperer” and Pox prime time marquee-king not even brought up once. That guy-whose-name-rhymes-with-VANITY!

Oh woe! That had to burn. I sure do hope so!

I bet most of THIS White House staff is messed up, bigtime.

Or is that “bigly”?

So have I.

Enough!

I still do, too. The climate crisis is Priority One for me.

Has been for quite a few years now.

I’m bummed, though, over how he’s not catching fire like he should be. The climate crisis should be EVERYBODY’S Priority One.

Not a cocoon. A straitjacket.

Excellent.

The monkey has better hair.

Neither lacquered or otherwise cosmetically enhanced.

Sometimes I just wanna SCREAM!!!

I still can't believe he's a neurosurgeon.

Maybe an idiot savant?

I’ve seen clips of him in the operating room. And I’ve read he had a distinguished medical career. But SHEESH, outside of that he sure sounds and acts like a genuine dim bulb. Sometimes he barely looks awake.