Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 5/8/2024

[Rhiannon12866]

RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm | Indiana Loves Nikki Haley | Viral Cicada Video | Gov. Hochul’s Terrible Gaffe

Medical experts believe the worm that burrowed into RFK Jr.’s brain is a pork tapeworm larva, Nikki Haley took over 20% of the GOP primary vote in Indiana, a live-action video explaining cicadas has gone viral, and New York governor Kathy Hochul made a terrible comment about her constituents in The Bronx.





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The Amazing Adventures Of Worm In Brain-Man

Look out! RFK Jr. has a worm in his brain.

[rampartc]

1. my bullshit detector has suddenly gone off

after setting rfk up as a drain on biden, the polls suddenly show the truth : rfk attracts the q crowd _ trump voters.

now this ripped from the pages of the national enquirer story about worms is released?

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Morning Joe just showed clips of Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel as well as Colbert opening with the RFK Jr. brain worm story

And it was also reported on last night's news shows, according to NYT's Susanne Craig he acquired it by eating tuna and sushi.

[AllyCat]

2. OMG, hilarious!😂

“Cause of death: Starvation” for the little helminthic fella.