IMMUNITY - A Parody - David Cohen & Don Caron - Parody Project

[Rhiannon12866]

A parody of Honesty by Billy Joel. Parody; Lyrics by David Cohen; Performance and Video Editing by Don Caron

"When I wanted usefulness it wasn’t hard to find
I gave three frauds a lifetime gig
Then when I needed lawlessness they slowed the clock on crime
It’s why I stacked the court so it was rigged

Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender


LYRICS to IMMUNITY
David Cohen

When I wanted usefulness
It wasn’t hard to find
I gave three frauds a lifetime gig
Then when I needed lawlessness
They slowed the clocks on crime
It’s why I stacked the court so it was rigged

Immunity is such a lovely word
Something that they must pursue
Immunity is ready to be heard
And something that they know I’m due

I can always twist someone
To say they empathize
Surely I have groomed them to deceive
So now it is the time and place
To confirm my MAGA lies
All they have to do is make-believe

Immunity is such a lovely word
Something that they must pursue
Immunity is ready to be heard
And something that they know I’m due

They would soon discover
It was not pretend
I planned to have impunity until the very end
I’m sure they will remember me
When I need them again
I’ll call, I’ll call

When I expected loyalty
There wasn’t much concern
Having always played them like a pawn
So when I asked for fealty
I knew they’d never let me burn
'Cause they’re the ones that I depended on

Immunity is such a lovely word
Something that they must pursue
Immunity is ready to be heard
And something that they know I’m due

[captain queeg]

1. Makes me wonder why they are beholding to him.

They’re good for life. But how much were they part of the overall assault on democracy.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Well, we know that all three of TFG's appointees lied during their nomination hearings

Barrett's nomination should have been Obama's and Kavanaugh was a major embarrassment at his hearing. As for Thomas, he should have excused himself on any case dealing with the January 6th insurrection since his own wife took part. And both Thomas and Alito have ties to wealthy conservative donors.